Why your team sucks: Carolina Panthers

[ColumbusCounty]

Sorry if this has been posted .. 

The 2020 version

https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2020-carolina-panthers/

[LinvilleGorge]

Got cliff notes? That's gotta be a novel.

[mrcompletely11]

12 minutes ago, ColumbusCounty said:

Sorry if this has been posted .. 

The 2020 version

https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2020-carolina-panthers/

thats tough to argue with

[Burnout189]

Got-damn that was rough.....but fair.

[TheCasillas]

stop reading once they brought race into it.

[Sirpurrsom3885]

This is 100000 percent accurate. Sad. 

[Waldo]

So accurate it hurts. Just brutal

 

 

 

[Panthercougar68]

Meh.

[SmartyHurney]

100% factual.

[ColumbusCounty]

20 minutes ago, LinvilleGorge said:

Got cliff notes? That's gotta be a novel.

It's a mini docu-book. I couldnt finish it, I skimmed through. 

Things I remember..

1. The mascot jumped on a live ball during the game ???... is this factual?

2. Bill Bilichick has his name on one of the panther statues that feature original PSL owners...not factual imo but would have been hilarious. 

3. The Richardson statue ...was took down and relocated. Currently placed In the womans restroom.

4. We have a history of doing players dirty

5. Cmc will be ran in the ground... Cam-esque. 

6. We lost Luke and Cam ... also Rivera got punted and Marty retained. If we really were irrelevant then ... we're non existant now. 

[rippadonn]

Truth hurts.

[JawnyBlaze]

These usually exaggerate a bit. This one was actually gentle 

[Ricky Spanish]

Oh damn, I like teddy but this line had me in stitches:

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Your new quarterback is Teddy Bridgewater, a guy who once had to go to the hospital in two ambulances:

 

[CarolinaNCSU]

That may have been the best one ever. 

And now I'm sad.