Congrats Scrum!!

[Sultan33g]

To quote the great mc chris:

I'm large and in charge, with a face so scarred

A cold black heart that's been torn apart.

The Sith wish that they had a dick so hard

'Cause it's long long ago in a pussy far far

[Epistaxis]

Wait, WHAT?

Is this the gal from my nape of the neck?

Dang, if this aint hype, congrats bro!

[PowerlessDan]

Never thought I'd see the day when some unfortunate lady would fall for your weirdo ass.

Congrats!

[Scrumtrilescent]

Nah, she's sorta from around here. She moved around a lot growing up.

Moved around a lot growing up = carnie. And she DOES have small hands...

[Johnny Rockets]

On a good note, imaginary rings are much less expensive for an imaginary fiance . Do you have an imaginary date set yet?

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Nah, she's sorta from around here. She moved around a lot growing up.

Moved around a lot growing up = carnie. And she DOES have small hands...

That begs the question though..

Does she still have all her teeth?

[Scrumtrilescent]

On a good note, imaginary rings are much less expensive for an imaginary fiance . Do you have an imaginary date set yet?

That stuff is not my imaginary responsibility.

[Jase]

The best part is that the wedding dress will be imaginary too, so it'll be like marrying a nekkid chick.

[Johnny Rockets]

I bet the date is something cool like Decanuary 13.7th

[Scrumtrilescent]

So this means I don't have to pay the imaginary ring bill!

:woot:

[Carolina Husker]

Congrats.

[PanthaSan]

Congrats Scrum. I hope she is everything you deserve, um er, want....

[Scrumtrilescent]

I was told to post this press release:

We thank you all for your well wishes. We are both excited to undertake this next step in our lives. In fact, this weekend is going to be quite nice. Saturday we are going to Home Depot. Buy some wallpaper, maybe some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, we don't know, we don't know if we'll have enough time. We would like to keep you all in the know, but we really don't like you that much.

[neverlosethefeeling]

And so it beings....