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New Orleans is now ON NOTICE!!!!!!!

Zod

By Zod,
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Zod Grand Master

Zod

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Listen up New Orleans! You are now ON NOTICE!!!!

New Orleans, home of the New Orleans Saints and two thirds of all STD's in the country. A place so vile my entire face puckers up like a cat's asshole at the very thought of it. New Orleans is the GFE of the country, good for one night of abusive frivolity, afterwards leaving a few dollars on the table and pretend like you had never been there.

Saints fans know Drew Brees as Breesus. A blessed savior of the franchise sent by the football gods to help remedy the fact that they live in one of the largest piles of complete shit in the country.

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I prefer to see Brees as Baby Breesus, in his swaddling clothes looking so cute and innocent yet still so powerful.

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Saints and Panthers fans alike seem to forget our very own savior. A bit older, not as flashy. He escaped a place downtrodden and dirty and came to the promised land. His name... Delmoses.

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This Sunday look for him to part the black and gold sea, laying waste to all that oppose him. The most over rated team in the league will be systematically dismantled by the team the entire nation has forgotten. The combination of Williams and Stewart will account for 250 total yards as the Panthers running attack expose the Saints defense to the entire league. Assuredly as the sun will rise, the Saints will implode.

And there is nothing you can do about it.

Panthers 29

Breesus 24

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Man, you have WAAAY too much time on your hands.

NO 31

CAR 21

Jake will throw a couple more picks. The only reason the run game worked last night is because we had to respect Matt Ryan's ability. No such thing happening with Jake. We double Smith all night and Jake has nowhere to go w/the ball. Will be a close game and the Saints pull away in the 4th.

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Snake Grand Master

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Man, you have WAAAY too much time on your hands.

NO 31

CAR 21

Jake will throw a couple more picks. The only reason the run game worked last night is because we had to respect Matt Ryan's ability. No such thing happening with Jake. We double Smith all night and Jake has nowhere to go w/the ball. Will be a close game and the Saints pull away in the 4th.

LOL thats what AZ said. Prepare for another sweep this year.

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Man, you have WAAAY too much time on your hands.

NO 31

CAR 21

Jake will throw a couple more picks. The only reason the run game worked last night is because we had to respect Matt Ryan's ability. No such thing happening with Jake. We double Smith all night and Jake has nowhere to go w/the ball. Will be a close game and the Saints pull away in the 4th.

If Jake only throws 14 passes like last week ill bet you Brees throws more INTs than Jake..and we will just run at you and there wont be a damn thing you can do about it as Zod stated. Good Luck.

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Man, you have WAAAY too much time on your hands.

NO 31

CAR 21

Jake will throw a couple more picks. The only reason the run game worked last night is because we had to respect Matt Ryan's ability. No such thing happening with Jake. We double Smith all night and Jake has nowhere to go w/the ball. Will be a close game and the Saints pull away in the 4th.

This is what Arizona's nose tackle of the NFL's (to that point) best run defense said:

We knew what they were going to do and we couldn't stop it.

It's not like we were threatening Arizona with the pass. Jake completed only seven passes. Arizona had eight and nine men in the box, and we still ran on them at will.

I know it's unlikely the Panthers win this one, but it could very well happen. If our pass rush and defense plays like it did yesterday, we definitely have a shot at this.

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LOL thats what AZ said. Prepare for another sweep this year.

Difference is, you aren't playing an 89 year old QB this week.

BREES FOR MVP!

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Oh, you mean the one who played in the Super Bowl last year, while Brees and the No. 1 offense stayed home with an 8-8 record? That quarterback?

Yeah, I mean the QB who was the 2nd QB ever to throw for 5,000 yards in a season...that QB.

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