Panthers likely targeting a college coach, my best guess

[Mr. Scot]

Jacobs said that Harbaugh's assistants were the real reason for his success.

Worth remembering that one of those guys is now the defensive coordinator in Baltimore.

[ncfan]

Please be Matt Ruhl 

 

 

 

 

In his career 

He's been a

- DL position coach 

- LB position coach

- ST coach

- QB position coach

- TE position coach

- OL position coach 

- OC

- HC

Been on a NFL staff, and coached on the OL in the NFL.

 

 

 

 

This guy knows football.  Dude is well rounded

 

 

[Bob NC]

1 hour ago, electro's horse said:

Dabo is a goddamn fuging moron and the biggest piece of poo in college football this side of nick saban

 

Where on this doll did Dabo touch you?

[kungfoodude]

22 minutes ago, philit99 said:

You can be salty, but he is a hell of a coach and already took Clemson to the wire. He has about 6-7 years in him, so if your a Tar Heel fan enjoy it, he is about to turn the program around. Beside insider information has it that Mack left the first time do to Dick Baddour not accepting his phone call.

They aren't recruiting any better than they did under the previous head coach or the head coaches before that. Hiring Mack was less about on the field success than it was reinvigorating a disinterested fanbase and placating boosters who rightfully associated him with the glory years of UNC football. Unfortunately, there is likely to be a limit on his success, as he is another in the "game has passed him by" head coaches. If they invest in good coordinators(which they largely have) it could give them a boost. It certainly helps that they are in the worst division in P5, which will afford lots of opportunities to pad wins. 

However, you also have to look at the fact that with an already talented roster(featuring potentially best QB they have had in 20+ years), they only mustered a 6-6 record versus a weak schedule. This was a lot of why Mack ended up getting fired from Texas, because he was doing less with more. 

Pragmatically, he should be looked at as a bridge to making it a much more marketable football school to a future coach(likely in the next 3-5 years). But, as with all things college football, that will also take a legitimate investment of resources to be a legitimate contender. College football is 100% pay to play. You need to invest massive sums into facilities, coaches and players to get top tier results in a P5 conference. It's the most unequal revenue sport in college and far more unequal than any major professional American sport.

[Riverboat Ron]

Hell, I can stand around looking stoic and throw others under the bus...why not hire me? I'll work for $25k and beer tickets.

[t96]

1 hour ago, Jeremy Igo said:

Roman would be a solid interview for sure. How long until Baltimore is out of the playoffs I wonder.

They’ll almost certainly have a first round bye where he can be interviewed.

[Black&BlueBubba]

1 hour ago, electro's horse said:

Dabo is a goddamn fuging moron and the biggest piece of poo in college football this side of nick saban

he has the best resources in the country, in part because he sucks so much evangelical cock. clemson's football program is drowning in jesus money and he is the primary reason why. they baptize clemson recruits and players at midfield in giant ice baths. its fuging weird

on top of that the economic boom that the greenville spartanburg area is experience as they have entered modernity has flowed almost exclusively into like crossfit gyms and the clemson football department. Clemson likely has top four football facilities in the country, up there with LSU, Oregon, and Alabama. (Also Arkansas' which Ryan Mallett famously claimed were nicer than the cincinnati bengals'). Players at Clemson get complimentary chef prepared meals with perfect macros. once they're done training in the best facilities money can buy, they ride their complimentary scooters over to their player exclusive relaxation facility, complete with on call masseuses, acupuncturists, video game arcades, and anything else you could conceivably think of some 19 year old wanting. poo, there's even a lazy river exclusive to the football players (and whatever girl they can sneak in though that's strictly forbidden and against the shining light of the lord wink wink)

Clemson essentially bribes their players, and yet dabo still has the audacity to claim he'll retire in disgust when players start collecting pay checks.

What about coaching? That thing that Dabo does none of? Clemson has the highest paid coordinators in the country. Jeff Scott made over a million dollars last year after bonuses. Brent Venabels made around 2.5 million to be defensive coordinator, making him one of the highest paid coaches in the country AS A COORDINATOR. 

So yeah, that's not going to translate into the pros at all.

What about recruiting? That thing that took Dabo a fuging decade to get good at because the evangelicals kept him there? Well at this point it's become self sustaining. Players understand that they'll go to clemson, compete for a national championship, play a cupcake schedule, have on call blowjobs from asian masseuses (in a very christian way of course) and get drafted in the first. Dabo just shows up, screams about jesus for thirty minutes, then the recruit figures out where they'll get on the field fastest between OSU, Clemson, Alabama, and LSU. 

None of this translates to the NFL. Players would fuging laugh at him there. He wouldn't be able to recruit players to sign with the Panthers. He wouldn't be able to scare them into complying since all the players have already made it and they would make more than him anyway. He can't talk to adults because he's an autistic jesus freak. And lets just say his politics are a little regressive. He threatened his football players with going to the white house with the understanding that if they said no they would never play. Notice that not a single player going to get drafted showed up to that pitiful fast food party? How it was just undersized white kids grabbing as many double cheese burgers as they could? Yeah those were the bums that are terrified of him and hope to one day take part in the victory formation. The dude is a nazi. And if you read that and you feel personally attacked good; fug you.

He would be the largest, most embarrassing failure in NFL history and he is everything that is wrong with college football.

In closing fug Dabo, fug Clemson, fug their fans, and fug every single poster on this board who waddles into every thread going "well why dont we just go get dabo" because you don't know fug about poo.

Damn.  At least someone has some fire.  Excellent rant. 

[MountaineerChemist10]

2 hours ago, jbkmcfly said:

Any shot at Lincoln Riley?

I second this question. Riley is young, check. Tepper wants an offensive mind, check. He wants someone with enthusiasm & energy, check.

I met Riley at an Adult's Football Camp back in '14 while he was East Carolina's OC. The guy is a true leader & really knows his stuff. Especially in offense.

[J.B.]

1 hour ago, electro's horse said:

Dabo is a goddamn fuging moron and the biggest piece of poo in college football this side of nick saban

he has the best resources in the country, in part because he sucks so much evangelical cock. clemson's football program is drowning in jesus money and he is the primary reason why. they baptize clemson recruits and players at midfield in giant ice baths. its fuging weird

on top of that the economic boom that the greenville spartanburg area is experience as they have entered modernity has flowed almost exclusively into like crossfit gyms and the clemson football department. Clemson likely has top four football facilities in the country, up there with LSU, Oregon, and Alabama. (Also Arkansas' which Ryan Mallett famously claimed were nicer than the cincinnati bengals'). Players at Clemson get complimentary chef prepared meals with perfect macros. once they're done training in the best facilities money can buy, they ride their complimentary scooters over to their player exclusive relaxation facility, complete with on call masseuses, acupuncturists, video game arcades, and anything else you could conceivably think of some 19 year old wanting. poo, there's even a lazy river exclusive to the football players (and whatever girl they can sneak in though that's strictly forbidden and against the shining light of the lord wink wink)

Clemson essentially bribes their players, and yet dabo still has the audacity to claim he'll retire in disgust when players start collecting pay checks.

What about coaching? That thing that Dabo does none of? Clemson has the highest paid coordinators in the country. Jeff Scott made over a million dollars last year after bonuses. Brent Venabels made around 2.5 million to be defensive coordinator, making him one of the highest paid coaches in the country AS A COORDINATOR. 

So yeah, that's not going to translate into the pros at all.

What about recruiting? That thing that took Dabo a fuging decade to get good at because the evangelicals kept him there? Well at this point it's become self sustaining. Players understand that they'll go to clemson, compete for a national championship, play a cupcake schedule, have on call blowjobs from asian masseuses (in a very christian way of course) and get drafted in the first. Dabo just shows up, screams about jesus for thirty minutes, then the recruit figures out where they'll get on the field fastest between OSU, Clemson, Alabama, and LSU. 

None of this translates to the NFL. Players would fuging laugh at him there. He wouldn't be able to recruit players to sign with the Panthers. He wouldn't be able to scare them into complying since all the players have already made it and they would make more than him anyway. He can't talk to adults because he's an autistic jesus freak. And lets just say his politics are a little regressive. He threatened his football players with going to the white house with the understanding that if they said no they would never play. Notice that not a single player going to get drafted showed up to that pitiful fast food party? How it was just undersized white kids grabbing as many double cheese burgers as they could? Yeah those were the bums that are terrified of him and hope to one day take part in the victory formation. The dude is a nazi. And if you read that and you feel personally attacked good; fug you.

He would be the largest, most embarrassing failure in NFL history and he is everything that is wrong with college football.

In closing fug Dabo, fug Clemson, fug their fans, and fug every single poster on this board who waddles into every thread going "well why dont we just go get dabo" because you don't know fug about poo.

Gamecock fan

[kungfoodude]

2 minutes ago, J.B. said:

Gamecock fan

Yeah, I kind of figured that. Lots of angst in that fanbase 

[rippadonn]

Yeah, that college coach thing USUALLY works in the NFL.

 

[Moo Daeng]

8 minutes ago, kungfoodude said:

Yeah, I kind of figured that. Lots of angst in that fanbase 

Two of my closest friends are each a fan of the opposite sides. They dont really know each other. They are equally absurd toward the other team. Clemson faithful show the same angst. Its silly and petty.

[PanthersBigD]

1 hour ago, electro's horse said:

Dabo is a goddamn fuging moron and the biggest piece of poo in college football this side of nick saban

he has the best resources in the country, in part because he sucks so much evangelical cock. clemson's football program is drowning in jesus money and he is the primary reason why. they baptize clemson recruits and players at midfield in giant ice baths. its fuging weird

on top of that the economic boom that the greenville spartanburg area is experience as they have entered modernity has flowed almost exclusively into like crossfit gyms and the clemson football department. Clemson likely has top four football facilities in the country, up there with LSU, Oregon, and Alabama. (Also Arkansas' which Ryan Mallett famously claimed were nicer than the cincinnati bengals'). Players at Clemson get complimentary chef prepared meals with perfect macros. once they're done training in the best facilities money can buy, they ride their complimentary scooters over to their player exclusive relaxation facility, complete with on call masseuses, acupuncturists, video game arcades, and anything else you could conceivably think of some 19 year old wanting. poo, there's even a lazy river exclusive to the football players (and whatever girl they can sneak in though that's strictly forbidden and against the shining light of the lord wink wink)

Clemson essentially bribes their players, and yet dabo still has the audacity to claim he'll retire in disgust when players start collecting pay checks.

What about coaching? That thing that Dabo does none of? Clemson has the highest paid coordinators in the country. Jeff Scott made over a million dollars last year after bonuses. Brent Venabels made around 2.5 million to be defensive coordinator, making him one of the highest paid coaches in the country AS A COORDINATOR. 

So yeah, that's not going to translate into the pros at all.

What about recruiting? That thing that took Dabo a fuging decade to get good at because the evangelicals kept him there? Well at this point it's become self sustaining. Players understand that they'll go to clemson, compete for a national championship, play a cupcake schedule, have on call blowjobs from asian masseuses (in a very christian way of course) and get drafted in the first. Dabo just shows up, screams about jesus for thirty minutes, then the recruit figures out where they'll get on the field fastest between OSU, Clemson, Alabama, and LSU. 

None of this translates to the NFL. Players would fuging laugh at him there. He wouldn't be able to recruit players to sign with the Panthers. He wouldn't be able to scare them into complying since all the players have already made it and they would make more than him anyway. He can't talk to adults because he's an autistic jesus freak. And lets just say his politics are a little regressive. He threatened his football players with going to the white house with the understanding that if they said no they would never play. Notice that not a single player going to get drafted showed up to that pitiful fast food party? How it was just undersized white kids grabbing as many double cheese burgers as they could? Yeah those were the bums that are terrified of him and hope to one day take part in the victory formation. The dude is a nazi. And if you read that and you feel personally attacked good; fug you.

He would be the largest, most embarrassing failure in NFL history and he is everything that is wrong with college football.

In closing fug Dabo, fug Clemson, fug their fans, and fug every single poster on this board who waddles into every thread going "well why dont we just go get dabo" because you don't know fug about poo.

100% agree. I am not a college football fan, so I have no skin in any rivalries. He's just a POS.

Anyone thinking Fiz is triggered hasn't been around here very long. 

[kungfoodude]

1 minute ago, Moo Daeng said:

Two of my closest friends are each a fan of the opposite sides. They dont really know each other. They are equally absurd toward the other team. Clemson faithful show the same angst. Its silly and petty.

Ah that is just sports. We are silly and petty towards Falcons fans, Saints fans, etc. 

That is the "fanatic" part of sports.