Panthers likely targeting a college coach, my best guess

[kungfoodude]

9 minutes ago, KaseKlosed said:

Tepper will regret this 

I am not high on Riley because he has zero NFL experience. Rhule has one year but that would concern me a little too.

I definitely prefer someome who knows what winning in the NFL takes and not a coach accustomed to the college system.

[OceanPanther]

27 minutes ago, electro's horse said:

Dabo is a goddamn fuging moron and the biggest piece of poo in college football this side of nick saban

he has the best resources in the country, in part because he sucks so much evangelical cock. clemson's football program is drowning in jesus money and he is the primary reason why. they baptize clemson recruits and players at midfield in giant ice baths. its fuging weird

on top of that the economic boom that the greenville spartanburg area is experience as they have entered modernity has flowed almost exclusively into like crossfit gyms and the clemson football department. Clemson likely has top four football facilities in the country, up there with LSU, Oregon, and Alabama. (Also Arkansas' which Ryan Mallett famously claimed were nicer than the cincinnati bengals'). Players at Clemson get complimentary chef prepared meals with perfect macros. once they're done training in the best facilities money can buy, they ride their complimentary scooters over to their player exclusive relaxation facility, complete with on call masseuses, acupuncturists, video game arcades, and anything else you could conceivably think of some 19 year old wanting. poo, there's even a lazy river exclusive to the football players (and whatever girl they can sneak in though that's strictly forbidden and against the shining light of the lord wink wink)

Clemson essentially bribes their players, and yet dabo still has the audacity to claim he'll retire in disgust when players start collecting pay checks.

What about coaching? That thing that Dabo does none of? Clemson has the highest paid coordinators in the country. Jeff Scott made over a million dollars last year after bonuses. Brent Venabels made around 2.5 million to be defensive coordinator, making him one of the highest paid coaches in the country AS A COORDINATOR. 

So yeah, that's not going to translate into the pros at all.

What about recruiting? That thing that took Dabo a fuging decade to get good at because the evangelicals kept him there? Well at this point it's become self sustaining. Players understand that they'll go to clemson, compete for a national championship, play a cupcake schedule, have on call blowjobs from asian masseuses (in a very christian way of course) and get drafted in the first. Dabo just shows up, screams about jesus for thirty minutes, then the recruit figures out where they'll get on the field fastest between OSU, Clemson, Alabama, and LSU. 

None of this translates to the NFL. Players would fuging laugh at him there. He wouldn't be able to recruit players to sign with the Panthers. He wouldn't be able to scare them into complying since all the players have already made it and they would make more than him anyway. He can't talk to adults because he's an autistic jesus freak. And lets just say his politics are a little regressive. He threatened his football players with going to the white house with the understanding that if they said no they would never play. Notice that not a single player going to get drafted showed up to that pitiful fast food party? How it was just undersized white kids grabbing as many double cheese burgers as they could? Yeah those were the bums that are terrified of him and hope to one day take part in the victory formation. The dude is a nazi. And if you read that and you feel personally attacked good; fug you.

He would be the largest, most embarrassing failure in NFL history and he is everything that is wrong with college football.

In closing fug Dabo, fug Clemson, fug their fans, and fug every single poster on this board who waddles into every thread going "well why dont we just go get dabo" because you don't know fug about poo.

Tell us what you really think  LOL,..

 

[OceanPanther]

3 minutes ago, Moo Daeng said:

His players said he was an idiot.

The players in  San Francisco 49'ers  or  Michigan  ????

[ForJimmy]

11 minutes ago, Moo Daeng said:

His players said he was an idiot.

Probably the ones he benched or yelled at for underperforming.

[philit99]

39 minutes ago, electro's horse said:

Dabo is a goddamn fuging moron and the biggest piece of poo in college football this side of nick saban

he has the best resources in the country, in part because he sucks so much evangelical cock. clemson's football program is drowning in jesus money and he is the primary reason why. they baptize clemson recruits and players at midfield in giant ice baths. its fuging weird

on top of that the economic boom that the greenville spartanburg area is experience as they have entered modernity has flowed almost exclusively into like crossfit gyms and the clemson football department. Clemson likely has top four football facilities in the country, up there with LSU, Oregon, and Alabama. (Also Arkansas' which Ryan Mallett famously claimed were nicer than the cincinnati bengals'). Players at Clemson get complimentary chef prepared meals with perfect macros. once they're done training in the best facilities money can buy, they ride their complimentary scooters over to their player exclusive relaxation facility, complete with on call masseuses, acupuncturists, video game arcades, and anything else you could conceivably think of some 19 year old wanting. poo, there's even a lazy river exclusive to the football players (and whatever girl they can sneak in though that's strictly forbidden and against the shining light of the lord wink wink)

Clemson essentially bribes their players, and yet dabo still has the audacity to claim he'll retire in disgust when players start collecting pay checks.

What about coaching? That thing that Dabo does none of? Clemson has the highest paid coordinators in the country. Jeff Scott made over a million dollars last year after bonuses. Brent Venabels made around 2.5 million to be defensive coordinator, making him one of the highest paid coaches in the country AS A COORDINATOR. 

So yeah, that's not going to translate into the pros at all.

What about recruiting? That thing that took Dabo a fuging decade to get good at because the evangelicals kept him there? Well at this point it's become self sustaining. Players understand that they'll go to clemson, compete for a national championship, play a cupcake schedule, have on call blowjobs from asian masseuses (in a very christian way of course) and get drafted in the first. Dabo just shows up, screams about jesus for thirty minutes, then the recruit figures out where they'll get on the field fastest between OSU, Clemson, Alabama, and LSU. 

None of this translates to the NFL. Players would fuging laugh at him there. He wouldn't be able to recruit players to sign with the Panthers. He wouldn't be able to scare them into complying since all the players have already made it and they would make more than him anyway. He can't talk to adults because he's an autistic jesus freak. And lets just say his politics are a little regressive. He threatened his football players with going to the white house with the understanding that if they said no they would never play. Notice that not a single player going to get drafted showed up to that pitiful fast food party? How it was just undersized white kids grabbing as many double cheese burgers as they could? Yeah those were the bums that are terrified of him and hope to one day take part in the victory formation. The dude is a nazi. And if you read that and you feel personally attacked good; fug you.

He would be the largest, most embarrassing failure in NFL history and he is everything that is wrong with college football.

In closing fug Dabo, fug Clemson, fug their fans, and fug every single poster on this board who waddles into every thread going "well why dont we just go get dabo" because you don't know fug about poo.

Testify brother, testify! I’m not a Carolina Tar Heel homer but I do believe that Mack Brown will have them in the top 10 in the next two years, based on recruiting. That could spell trouble for Clemson’s throne.

[BurnHurnBurn]

1 minute ago, ForJimmy said:

Probably the ones he benched or yelled at for underperforming.

lol yeah that won't fly in this country club.

[BurnHurnBurn]

Just now, philit99 said:

Testify brother, testify! I’m not a Carolina Tar Heel homer but I do believe that Mack Brown will have them in the top 10 in the next two years, based on recruiting. That could spell trouble for Clemson’s throne.

Then what?  Leave again?  I'm still salty.  We were #2 in the nation.   Fuggin Texas...pfft.

[4Corners]

Kiss of Death has spoken; we can eliminate Ruhle from consideration. 

[philit99]

2 minutes ago, BurnHurnBurn said:

Then what?  Leave again?  I'm still salty.  We were #2 in the nation.   Fuggin Texas...pfft.

You can be salty, but he is a hell of a coach and already took Clemson to the wire. He has about 6-7 years in him, so if your a Tar Heel fan enjoy it, he is about to turn the program around. Beside insider information has it that Mack left the first time do to Dick Baddour not accepting his phone call.

[Mr. Scot]

People have speculated that Tepper and Harbaugh working together would essentially just be one long screaming match. That's why they don't see it.

[Moo Daeng]

16 minutes ago, OceanPanther said:

The players in  San Francisco 49'ers  or  Michigan  ????

Maybe it was only one guy but I never forgot this.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/05/26/brandon-jacobs-jim-harbaugh-didnt-know-what-he-was-doing/

 

Boone called him clinically insane.

[BurnHurnBurn]

1 minute ago, philit99 said:

You can be salty, but he is a hell of a coach and already took Clemson to the wire. He has about 6-7 years in him, so if your a Tar Heel fan enjoy it, he is about to turn the program around.

Meh, came back after wearing out his welcome in Texas.  Maybe he will, maybe he won't.  UNC football has a way of breaking you down.

[electro's horse]

1 minute ago, Moo Daeng said:

Maybe it was only one guy but I never forgot this.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/05/26/brandon-jacobs-jim-harbaugh-didnt-know-what-he-was-doing/

 

Boone called him clinically insane.

listen if you dont want your coaches physically assaulting others during the post game handshake i dont know what to tell you

[kungfoodude]

2 minutes ago, Moo Daeng said:

Maybe it was only one guy but I never forgot this.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/05/26/brandon-jacobs-jim-harbaugh-didnt-know-what-he-was-doing/

 

Boone called him clinically insane.

Eh.....that does have some sour grapes vibe to it. It would be surprising for a guy to have made it this far and be as Jacobs described. I don't think that is something that would be very easy to hide, not to mention he was a star college QB and played in the NFL for about 14 years. That would indicate he would be pretty familiar with offenses and defenses, since he has been immersed in them for almost 40 years.