Hot, but crazy

[Mr. Scot]

I'm sure a lot of us have experience with this particular combination.

Got a story?

[Skack25]

I'm sure you have seen the lesson on this.  All the data you need.

 

[Shocker]

Do they come any other way?

[Ja Rhule]

One word... Redheads

[Mr. Scot]

14 hours ago, ARSEN said:

One word... Redheads

Not necessarily disagreeing, but can you provide evidence?

[Ja Rhule]

20 minutes ago, Mr. Scot said:

Not necessarily disagreeing, but can you provide evidence?

I’d rather not talk about it.  I dated two redheads and both were bat poo crazy.  My Spanish ex who was extremely conservative and highly involved in church was absolutely not what it seemed.  She was an amazing person but freak. 

[Captain Morgan]

Choose your own path, but the crazy ones are always the best ones in bed.

[Skack25]

Sure signs of crazy: Cuts hair, is a nurse, drives a Nissan sedan.

[thefuzz]

Best not to go into detail...

 

 

[Davidson Deac II]

Not a girl I dated, but a girl I knew and was friends with.  Long before I was married, I wanted to date her, but she had a reputation of being volatile.  I found out it was well deserved when I saw her literally attack a guy she was dating because she thought he was looking at other women (he was actually talkin to me at the time).  And when I say attacked, I mean she jumped off a set of steps on to him, scratching, punching, and kicking.  

A few weeks later, I was at her house and heard her in the bedroom having a loud conversation with her step father.  But he was in Georgia, and she was here in Carolina.  I thought she was on the phone with him, but there was no phone in the room, and this was in the days before cell phones.  

Found out later on she was a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic.  Sad really and such a waste.  She was very smart (and smoking hot).  

[Mr. Scot]

I've had a few, a couple came out around break up time.

One broke up with me after we'd spent an amazing day together because that night she had a dream about her ex.

Another did so because she said God told her to. When I pressed for more detail, it came out that apparently God didn't like the way I dressed.

Probably my best though was the time I dated the Bucs fan. She had a fun habit of taking something that I said to mean something it didn't. She'd get mad over it, I'd apologize and say that wasn't what I meant, but two hours later we would still be arguing about the thing that I didn't say.

Why did I put up with that for so long? If I'm being honest, she really enjoyed hanging out wearing her custom Bucs jersey... and nothing else. And she was really good at... certain things.

I'm not proud of that, but I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in that logic either.

[PurityControl]

Yeah I f*cked up and married it

 

Now I drink 

[MountaineerChemist10]

On ‎11‎/‎5‎/‎2019 at 9:30 AM, Mr. Scot said:

I've had a few, a couple came out around break up time.

One broke up with me after we'd spent an amazing day together because that night she had a dream about her ex.

Another did so because she said God told her to. When I pressed for more detail, it came out that apparently God didn't like the way I dressed.

Probably my best though was the time I dated the Bucs fan. She had a fun habit of taking something that I said to mean something it didn't. She'd get mad over it, I'd apologize and say that wasn't what I meant, but two hours later we would still be arguing about the thing that I didn't say.

Why did I put up with that for so long? If I'm being honest, she really enjoyed hanging out wearing her custom Bucs jersey... and nothing else. And she was really good at... certain things.

I'm not proud of that, but I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in that logic either.

Sounds like my ex. Short, perky knockers, nice ghetto booty & wore nothing but a football jersey on weekends. And like you said, "good at...certain things".

But was as sensitive as my penis head.

[Mr. Scot]

Randomly remembered a couple of other things about Miss Buc Fan this morning. One being that she new how to "take care of herself" pretty well and didn't mind being observed in the process.

The really odd thing though was that she had never tried the "canine" style of intimacy before and was resistant to the idea. When I finally did convince her to try it, she went nuts over it.

I think she got married a year or two ago so right now somebody else is having the fun... and paying the price.