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The Arizona Cardinals are now on notice.

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trizzial Newbie

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yeah arizona... be on notice..

jakes in town.. we are going to tackle you so hard after you intercept the ball..!!!!!!!

just kidding.. im a jake supporter.. at least for the first half of tomorrows game..

but i couldnt resist..

man jake's tackles have been saving my fantasy league... lol j/k

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pantherj Grand Master

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The Cards are now on notice, that every one of their DBs could be hit in the nutts by an errant football! And don't think your jocks will protect you, because Jake still has some zip on his passes! And the coaching staff isn't safe either, Jake can look one way while the ball fires the other way! GET READY YOU B!TCHES! GO PANTHERS!

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Pantherman Newbie

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The Cards are now on notice, that every one of their DBs could be hit in the nutts by an errant football! And don't think your jocks will protect you, because Jake still has some zip on his passes! And the coaching staff isn't safe either, Jake can look one way while the ball fires the other way! GET READY YOU B!TCHES! GO PANTHERS!
:eek::rofl: Dude that was funny as crap. I am laughing me pants off. Good rep for you bro.;)
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Zod is way better at doing these. Doesn't mean that I can't crash and burn and give it a try.

Arizona, land of the 110 degree weather. Get ready for the heat to turn up to 210 degrees. Because what you don't realize is that John Fox and Jake Delhomme know that they are looked at as underdogs. That people in the Carolinas and the rest of the league think that they are a joke. They know that the 2009 season is off to a rocky start, that they are 4 games back of the New Orleans Saints. But they are not coming to the land of Cardinal to focus on the past, which they can not change. Much like last January for the Cardinals when they traveled to Charlotte, they are coming in to this game with a chip on their shoulder. And we remember what happened on that fateful day in January.

So Jake, Fox and the rest of our team right now are tasting the blood in their mouths. And when that happens we are getting creative. That's right. John Fox is going to get creative. Just wait - Jake Delhomme will go out, bark out some signals at the line, lick his lips, stare Steve Smith down as two members of your secondary blanket him, and throw the ball with all his might directly to your linebacker on the other side of the field. And we have a secret weapon starting on the other side of the field from Steve Smith. His name is Dwayne Jarrett. You see, Dwayne has the unique ability to blend in with the field. You won't even know he's out there. How can you prepare for a 6 foot 5 five behemoth of a man who is invisible???

Back to Fox - if we are in a short yardage situation in your zone on 4th down....well you be better be prepared to go to war, because John is going to have our guys line up and punch you in the mouth. That's right, you won't know what hit you when our massive offensive line, one of our two all-star running backs, and a bull of a blocker Brad Hoover line up to play smashmouth football and we meekly try to draw your offsides and use a time out if we are not successful!!!!

Finally, I will let you in on a little secret. We will be running a play this week that we have not run in almost two full years. We will line up to attempt a long field goal, and John Kasay is going to line up, stare down the field goal post, take a deep breath, brace himself and take a direct snap only to confuse you to death by the awesome power of the pooch punt! What are you going to do then? You can't even stop it if you know it's coming!!

Go Panthers!

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