John Fox

[Hairless Cat]

kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?

Lance: What?

Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.

[kneels]

kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, i walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like

[sniffing, pondering]

kilgore: Victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

xxx

[Kevin Greene]

Knows more about football and evaluating talent than any person on this forum and more than 1/2 the head coaches in the NFL.

What the hell do most of you know about Carolina Panther football anyway? !!!! Most of you are from god damn New Jersey!!!!!!! If Foxy says its safe to start Jake, then god damn it its safe to start Jake!!!!!!!!!

You're right!

Pity those Arizona Cardinals.

Jake's gonna smoke 'em. :thumbsup:

[88 Bronco]

xxx

I got it, if we soak the ball in napalm and light it, the defenders will get out of the way instead of intercepting Delhomme.

[George Shinnsplints]

I think the problem is NOT that Foxy doesn't know football, it's that he is way too risk-averse; and that he is constantly throwing good money and times after bad ones in terms of Jake Delhomme (see: Sunk Cost Fallacy).

At this point he's not making decisions that are best for the franchise; he's making decisions to try to save his career. He knows he's wagered it all on Jake, he knows that any risky play call that doesn't work could lead to people calling for his head, so he's making decisions that give him some semblance of keeping his job next season, NOT decisions which maximize our expected value in terms of winning football games.

[rayzor]

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

[rayzor]

Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.

[rayzor]

When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

[rayzor]

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

[rayzor]

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

[Hairless Cat]

My farts drive both my cats and dogs away from me ......... and that has what to do with ?

[rayzor]

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).

[rayzor]

Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.

[Hairless Cat]

My urine is so horrid that I need to flush immediately after urination

[rayzor]

A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles more per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.