Dating Sucks!

[raz]

out of curiosity, how do you get the poop juice off you're tongue?  do you kiss her before you bleach your mouth?

[Jeremy Igo]

Happy Valentines Day!

[Jeremy Igo]

Overall it's been a positive experience for me. If you aren't attracting the type of people you want maybe take a honest look at yourself and ask if you are someone they would want. 

[Cat]

10 hours ago, Dex said:

You know there is an alternate universe where we're married, the Panthers have won several super bowls and the notion of Donald Trump's existence ended in a used condom.

You had me at multiple Superbowls. ;)

[Dex]

[Cat]

46 minutes ago, Dex said:

That could actually be turned into legitimately good Valentines Day card. One actually worth giving.

 

[Dex]

4 minutes ago, Cat said:

That could actually be turned into legitimately good Valentines Day card. One actually worth giving.

 

I find Rust's philosophical ramblings and nihilistic perspective very romantic to be honest. 

[Cat]

Just now, Dex said:

I find Rust's philosophical ramblings and nihilistic perspective very romantic to be honest. 

I find it accurate. 

[Dex]

1 minute ago, Cat said:

I find it accurate. 

There's nothing more liberating than surrendering to the truth baby doll. If only everyone would follow suit because I too find it soberingly accurate.

[Cat]

18 minutes ago, Dex said:

There's nothing more liberating than surrendering to the truth baby doll. If only everyone would follow suit because I too find it soberingly accurate.

Exactly. It's also more comforting to accept it then to constantly try to run from it, maybe not initially but in time. 

[JakeDel5674]

On 2/12/2019 at 8:05 PM, ARSEN said:

She’s 33 so she’s almost there

Yep. Tell her to enjoy it while she can. Because, lifes gonna hit her hard when she realizes she can't do it like men can. 

[Darth Biscuit]

I've been married for 25 years and can't imagine the dating scene now...

 

Being completely honest tho @Dex is my idol.  I live vicariously through him.

[Dex]

I love waking up to romantic messages from women I haven't talked to in months.

[Dex]

@Darth Biscuit is my real father.