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1 minute ago, PhillyB said:

barf. i fuged around with 20-somethings for two years and finally gave it up. the girl i've been dating the past few months is 35, way older but an incredibly hot and ambitious attorney. it's unbelievably refreshing dating emotionally mature women. i'm not sure i can ever go back tbh

The good mature ones want a future. Not ready for that just yet. I was dating a gorgeous 31 year old Canadian engineer around this time last year. She was intelligent and sweet and everything I wanted in a woman. But I self sabotaged because I'm not ready for that life. 

 

Now her mom hates me too so unfortunately that ship has sailed. 

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1 minute ago, Cat said:

You know, I think that's OK. 

 

You know there is an alternate universe where we're married, the Panthers have won several super bowls and the notion of Donald Trump's existence ended in a used condom.

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47 minutes ago, Dex said:

I really hope I don't get banned for this. She's wearing underwear so please go easy. But I hooked up with these two about a year ago and I felt they had so much in common that I put us in a group chat on IG. Now they're like BFFs and just rag on my ass for being a typical vanilla boi while they talk about kinky poo.

 

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I'm not a religious man but I pray I never have a daughter.

They sound fun. They also sould like a great way to end up with herpe-gono-syphi-AIDS.

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Just now, LinvilleGorge said:

They sound fun. They also sould like a great way to end up with herpe-gono-syphi-AIDS.

Tested 3 months ago and daddy is clean. To be honest they're mostly exaggerating. The blonde actually makes her partners get tested. Both have a good head on their shoulders but when they do have a man they do some nasty poo. I felt like a schoolboy again.

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12 minutes ago, Dex said:

Tested 3 months ago and daddy is clean. To be honest they're mostly exaggerating. The blonde actually makes her partners get tested. Both have a good head on their shoulders but when they do have a man they do some nasty poo. I felt like a schoolboy again.

I’m good!  My exes were nuts.  I’d rather stay married to my current partner. My ex was a good church girl who turned out to be a real sex freak.  That was like 12 years ago tho.

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3 minutes ago, ARSEN said:

I’m good!  My exes were nuts.  I’d rather stay married to my current partner. My ex was a good church girl who turned out to be a real sex freak.

"Always the quiet one" stereotype definitely holds true. Not in all cases but more often than not. I've only ever been with one woman that actually scared me and she was this super shy and quiet figure skater chick. On our first date I thought she was a legit virgin. Good lord was I wrong.

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3 minutes ago, Dex said:

"Always the quiet one" stereotype definitely holds true. Not in all cases but more often than not. I've only ever been with one woman that actually scared me and she was this super shy and quiet figure skater chick. On our first date I thought she was a legit virgin. Good lord was I wrong.

This....  She was the most shy, quiet, goody good girl you would ever meet...  people told me how lucky I was for dating such a sweetheart... She of course had a dark side... 

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2 minutes ago, ARSEN said:

This....  She was the most shy, quiet, goody good girl you would ever meet...  people told me how lucky I was for dating such a sweetheart... She of course had a dark side... 

They demons bro. Hang on to your soul for dear life. They'll suck it out, literally.

 

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