Dating Sucks!

[Shocker]

2 hours ago, PhillyB said:

well don't get divorced, but uh... it's a whole new world out there and it is fantastic

As far as assmuchinging...better to receive than give.  So unsanitary.  

In fact even the thought is pretty savage.  Ugg.  Especially at my age.  Vomit.

[Ja Rhule]

7 hours ago, Cat said:

Is this for real?  Cuz if this is serious, then I've never been more afraid of getting divorced in my life. I always figured if I did, I'd fug a few young guys and then marry for money. But maybe I'll just stay home and play video games...alone...forever. 

 

Friend of mine broke up with her boyfriend cause after few months of dating he decided to spice things up by putting her in doggy style and sticking his tongue in her asshole. 

 

[raz]

ok, dex the math book thing is genius, and phillyb, how was i the first person to poo your ass eating post.  i mean, damn.

[Dex]

I'm convinced eating ass is just a big meme conspiracy. Who the fug is nasty enough to actually do it?

 

Also pink eye.

[PurityControl]

Pffff my wife demands it.

Cost of doing business

[PhillyB]

3 minutes ago, Dex said:

I'm convinced eating ass is just a big meme conspiracy. Who the fug is nasty enough to actually do it?

 

Also pink eye.

there are some asses you eat and some you don't. you can always tell beforehand if you're gonna go there or not

[Mother Grabber]

[Ja Rhule]

23 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

there are some asses you eat and some you don't. you can always tell beforehand if you're gonna go there or not

Does it taste like poopsicle? 

[Dex]

25 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

there are some asses you eat and some you don't. you can always tell beforehand if you're gonna go there or not

I couldn't do it. But I'm in a group chat with a couple of thotties and it's made me realize how vanilla I am.

[Dex]

7 minutes ago, Dex said:

I couldn't do it. But I'm in a group chat with a couple of thotties and it's made me realize how vanilla I am.

I really hope I don't get banned for this. She's wearing underwear so please go easy. But I hooked up with these two about a year ago and I felt they had so much in common that I put us in a group chat on IG. Now they're like BFFs and just rag on my ass for being a typical vanilla boi while they talk about kinky poo.

 

 

 

I'm not a religious man but I pray I never have a daughter.

[PhillyB]

the first big lesson i learned when i got back into dating is that girls with daddy fetishes are complete and utter losers compensating for being completely directionless and uninteresting

[Dex]

2 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

the first big lesson i learned when i got back into dating is that girls with daddy fetishes are complete and utter losers compensating for being completely directionless and uninteresting

That's half of my Bumble matches you're insulting there sir. You're way out of line here.

[PhillyB]

1 minute ago, Dex said:

That's half of my Bumble matches you're insulting there sir. You're way out of line here.

barf. i fuged around with 20-somethings for two years and finally gave it up. the girl i've been dating the past few months is 35, way older but an incredibly hot and ambitious attorney. it's unbelievably refreshing dating emotionally mature women. i'm not sure i can ever go back tbh

[Cat]

1 hour ago, ARSEN said:

Friend of mine broke up with her boyfriend cause after few months of dating he decided to spice things up by putting her in doggy style and sticking his tongue in her asshole. 

 

That's terrifying