John Fox just called Rex Ryan ...

[E CaT PanTHer]

Fox called Rex Ryan moments ago. I have a transcript of their conversation.

Fox: Hey Rex, how's it going?

Rex: I'm doing great. We just stomped on the Raiders 38-0! How are you doing?

Fox: Not so well Rex, we lost to Buffalo and I really thought we had the perfect game plan in place. How did you guys win so easily?

Rex: Well it was quite simple John. You see the Raiders are 30th against the run but they have a relatively good pass defense. So I decided to run it 54 times and pass it only 15. We gained 316 yards on the ground. We simply exploited their run defense. It really wasn't difficult at all. Why, what was your game plan?

Fox: Wait, what does exploit mean?

Rex: Are you serious?

Fox: Sorry, I forgot

Rex: Ummm, well basically if someone is lacking in something, you take advantage of that thing to benefit you.

Fox: WAIT REALLY ???? Oh crap, I thought it meant the opposite of that. I figured since the Bills were the worst team against the run, I'd pass it 44 times. I was exploiting their weakness but for some reason it didn't work out.

Rex: You can't be serious John?

Fox: It was an honest mistake Rex. I guess I looked up the synonym to exploit.

Rex: You mean antonym?

Fox: Same thing.

Rex: You're a f**king dumbass. (Click)

I heard after that Foxy and Rex are no longer friends.

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Probably not the best example you could use, given that the Bills beat the Jets last week when their quarterback threw even more interceptions than Jake.

[Punisher]

Probally not as funny as you think it is either. No comedic timing.

[RazzleDazzle]

Wow, what a great historical story for the ages.