Gender Reveal Parties

[Paa Langfart]

Until a couple days ago I thought the term meant that you hold a party and come out of the closet as a transsexual or whatever.  I guess I'm not into the whole hipster thing at my age.

[cookinwithgas]

I've had to get through them with my stepsons two boys. I'd way rather be surprised. When my ex was pregnant with my daughter we decided not to be told the gender. At the delivery room the nurse asked what we were going to name him; I thought she spilled the beans but it made it even better when it turned out to be a girl.

They are also kind of pretentious and bourgeoisie to me. 

[PanthersBigD]

11 hours ago, Kevin Greene said:

But then there would be no gender reveal fails...

 

 

I think my favorite is the redneck trying to roll coal and instead rolling his truck into a tree. 

[thefuzz]

Yea...I don't go to any of those type parties.

One of the best things about working some Saturdays....it's very easy to get out of having to do things.  3 year olds birthday party at Chuck E Cheese?  Gotta work that Saturday....how bout a Tuesday?

 

[Cat]

11 hours ago, Kevin Greene said:

But then there would be no gender reveal fails...

 

 

It's so comforting that those people are reproducing. Seriously they are the people having like 5 kids. 

[t96]

I don't understand what a gender reveal party is

[cookinbrak]

It usually happens a little after 2 AM behind some of your more questionable bars.

[cookinwithgas]

its Thailand's most popular sport!

[Still Brooklyn]

I blame millennials.

[Mother Grabber]

if it allows me to have a vag shaped cake, i’m down

[Anybodyhome]

This one started a 45,000 acre wildfire in Arizona. The guy (Border Patrol agent) owes the state of Arizona $8M, including the $100k downpayment he started with.

 

[MountaineerChemist10]

On ‎1‎/‎28‎/‎2019 at 6:22 PM, Jeremy Igo said:

I blame reality television and social media. Everyone thinks the world is waiting to hear what genetalia their kid has.

 

We don't care.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Everything is OH SO BIG now b/c of social media. Facebook, Instagram, etc. Everybody wants attention, tons of "likes", all of the popularity. It's almost like life is a competition nowadays. Human beings feel like they're in a contest. Must be 1 level above everyone else. Must show pictures of my vacation trip! My new baby! My recipes! My new boo! My stupid toes painted & my shaved legs! My new selfie! MUST MAKE MYSELF LOOK HOT! MUST MAKE FRIENDS FEEL LIKE poo!

Research has officially proven that the more time you spend on social media checking everyone's pictures & videos, the more depressed you're going to become. BIG time.

Cool, you're hosting a party about your kid's gender; big farting deal.

[Anybodyhome]

23 hours ago, MountaineerChemist10 said:

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Everything is OH SO BIG now b/c of social media. Facebook, Instagram, etc. Everybody wants attention, tons of "likes", all of the popularity. It's almost like life is a competition nowadays. Human beings feel like they're in a contest. Must be 1 level above everyone else. Must show pictures of my vacation trip! My new baby! My recipes! My new boo! My stupid toes painted & my shaved legs! My new selfie! MUST MAKE MYSELF LOOK HOT! MUST MAKE FRIENDS FEEL LIKE poo!

Research has officially proven that the more time you spend on social media checking everyone's pictures & videos, the more depressed you're going to become. BIG time.

Cool, you're hosting a party about your kid's gender; big farting deal.

How did all of your Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, WhatsApp, MySpace and LinkedIn friends respond to this comment?

 

 

 

 

 

jk...lol

[PeteRozelle]

On 1/29/2019 at 9:39 AM, Paa Langfart said:

Until a couple days ago I thought the term meant that you hold a party and come out of the closet as a transsexual or whatever.  I guess I'm not into the whole hipster thing at my age.

Ha! Im with ya on that. Took me hearing about a few of them before I finally asked someone what they were.