The 12 Days of Panthers Christmas! Sing along with me.

[Jeremy Igo]

Composed this little ditty this morning. 

 

The Twelve Days of Panthers Christmas

12 very close games

11 wasted timeouts

10 aging players

9 bad hangovers

8 wins if lucky

7 far more likely

6 if I'm honest

** 5 percent chance! **

4 God's sake

3 times I've cried

2 the football gods

And another year of missed opportunities

[Mr. Scot]

Ouch.

Pair that with the old Christmas classic "All I Want for Christmas is a House Cleaning".

[jfra78]

Hate it almost as much as the original

[Tbe]

Nice. Needed a line about tepper’s chest hair though.

[jfra78]

Followed up by "All I Want For Christmas is A Competent HC and A Decent GM"

[NeederNodder]

[Ivan The Awesome]

Or how about, I wanna wish you a merry pink slip, I wanna wish you a merry pink slip, I wanna wish you a merry pink slip from the bottom of my heart. Feliz Despedida! Feliz Despedida!