Recurring Panthers Dream

[saX man]

People of the board:

I am in no way curious to see what this could mean, but am on the mend from surgery with some pain aids..so let's get nuts. 

I have now had 3 dreams where Cam is hosting a summer BBQ as the grill master.  A few parts:

• He's cooking brats
• We only have mustard and onions as the garnishes (someone asked about Ketchup, kraut, etc...got nothing else)
• The buns are oversized
• It keeps ending with his girl Kia yelling at me but I don't know what about
• Fans leave the BBQ disappointed as if it's a loss at BoFa

For those who like interpreting dreams...I'm looking for creativity up in here.  

[Harbingers]

You have a man crush on cam. Unless you are cam. 

[davos]

Small/random things during the day become magnified in dreams.  You're mad at us losing and can't remember to buy ketchup for your weekend grilling.

There, solved it.     

[mc52beast]

Cam is a horrible grill master...

 

I like big buns

[Pimpdaddy]

Cams pescatarian ...no brats

[PantherFanInPhilly]

I RARELY remember my dreams but this morning I had a dream Cam was traded. Unfortunately I can't remember who to. 

[kungfoodude]

Some definite phallic symbolism, IMO. I am going to say that it relates to a previous homosexual encounter in which your inadequately sized member was not sufficient to anally pleasure your partner, which led to some disappointment or embarrassment. 

[pantherj]

This dreams means your recovery is going well, and that you are very interested in Cam and oversized brats, but his gf is none too pleased.

[MHS831]

As one who studied Freud in college, allow me:

• He's cooking brats (this is not good.  brats are male phallic symbols full of fats that expand when they get hot.  You need to call a toll free number soon.  Let's move on)
• We only have mustard and onions as the garnishes (someone asked about Ketchup, kraut, etc...got nothing else) Mustard is a creamy substance created from seed.  Again, not good.  Onion is layered orb hidden underground until mature.  "What are you trying to hide?" and "Why is mustard on your brat such an issue in a dream about Cam?"  Ketchup is missing because we cannot do that in games; Kraut is missing because it should be and there are no Germans in this dream.
• The buns are oversized.  Oh boy, not good again.  Too easy.  Perhaps you should ask Santa for a treadmill?
• It keeps ending with his girl Kia yelling at me but I don't know what about That is because Kia is South Korean.  It is a reference to a car, which suggests that your buns should go and find a proportionate brat.  You are not welcome at this cookout, Bearer of Large Buns, and you have been told to leave in a foreign language by a rather obvious metaphor.  While this Kia is claiming that while her trunk and her junk are rather substantial, they are still smaller than your stretch Limo trunk.  In other words, she was saying, "Get your big ass out of here and take your condiments with you"  in Korean, probably.
• Fans leave the BBQ disappointed as if it's a loss at BoFa Of course they do.  There were others like you there, and they had to leave amidst being cursed out in Korean and leaving in a Soul with only full bottles of mustard, empty buns, and the disappointment of being that close to your (wet) dreams and watching them "walk by you like a stranger in a crowd." (Moonlight Graham, Field of Dreams).
• 1 800 G-E-T-H-E-L-P.

Seriously, I hope your recovery goes well and you are off the opium soon. 

[lightsout]

Allow me to try.

The cookout is a metaphor for what should be a fun, relaxing weekend activity. Cam is "hosting" or "leading" this cookout, just as he leads the team during football season (what should be a fun, relaxing weekend activity). The lack of variety in condiments is a metaphor for the lack of variety in the team. We repeat the same two plans on offense (run the ball, hit CMC in the flat). We repeat the same two plans on defense (sell out to stop the run and get torched, sell out to stop the deep ball and get roasted underneath). The "buns being too big" is a metaphor for the leadership. Sure, everything fits inside the "bun" but it's covered and smothering and disproportionate to what's inside. This is Rivera, this is Hurney. They are necessary pieces of the cookout, but these particular pieces are smothering the goodness of what is inside the "bun". Kia is a metaphor for yourself. You're yelling at yourself just as you yell at the television/field on game days. You're confused. Why isn't this team working? Why is this happening? Everybody leaves the cookout disappointed, just as everybody leaves Panthers games for the back half of the season disappointed.

Or it means you need to come out of the closet.

[Cookie Lyon]

Kia yelling @saX man for giving her man the eye...

[juliosantos]

Wtf lol I did have a few panther dreams . Before Super Bowl 50 I had a dream we lost and back in  The 2013 season I had a dream about  The 2018 season . In my dream we're considered a big playoff team and we ended up ldoing all the easy games 

[Peppers90 NC]

You’re totes gay

[saX man]

I figured you people know my posting we’ll enough know I’m a bisexual Finnish athlete.