So

[Happy Panther]

I don't see the wife for an hour tonight. Then she walks out in heels and garters, fixes me a cocktail and says come in when you are ready...take your time. I enjoy my cocktail (a martini like the avatar) and wander in.

A few minutes of whatnots and heretofores and she says "why don't you give it to me hard and go watch baseball"

So i do

What am i missing?

[Jase]

You'll find out in 9 months

[Happy Panther]

Don't even say it

I'm assuming why she is so happy:

1) She's getting laid by the poolboy (we don't have a pool)

2) She wants something

3) She already bought something

4) She had a stroke and is confused

Other options?

[tarheelblue89]

5) She is going to file for divorce tomorrow and just wanted it one more time.

Even I didn't like typing that.

[PanthersFanNY]

You win.

[Captroop]

I'm gonna have to go with number 3: "She already bought something."

[JoCoLoco]

I'm with Cap, except to clarify that it's you who already bought something.

[Happy Panther]

Well it was probably worth it

[PanthaSan]

Are there any new dents in the car?

I would just take it at face value and enjoy the loving...

[Scrumtrilescent]

My first thought was car, too.

[jdl]

this will someday turn into an argument topic:

"remember that one day i was in heels waiting for you and you decided to take your time drinking because you are an alcoholic, then you pounded me and watched baseball. You are an a hole, blah blah blah blah"

[Jeff L]

Does she have a sister?:smash:

Be grateful for what you have my friend!

[Jbro]

1) She's getting laid by the poolboy (we don't have a pool)

And found out he is HIV +.

[Hawk]

so you don't think the women just want some screwin from time to time too?

Don't read into it at all, just be thankful and patiently wait for the next time to come...cuz it will