Kuechly Leaving the Game Theory - Extensive Insider Analysis

[Chaos]

People don’t normally sprint for fluids when dehydrated, right?

[darrybear]

2 hours ago, Pejorative Miscreant said:

I’m in.  

I heard IV for cramps but fake news gonna fake news.  

 isn't that exactly what the announcer said as he was jogging to the locker room they said he was dehydrated. Maybe I'm remembering wrong.

[t96]

6 minutes ago, darrybear said:

 isn't that exactly what the announcer said as he was jogging to the locker room they said he was dehydrated. Maybe I'm remembering wrong.

I thought they said constipated... maybe I'm remembering it wrong.

[darrybear]

5 minutes ago, t96 said:

I thought they said constipated... maybe I'm remembering it wrong.

Well dehydration can cause constipation so we could all be right at the same time.

[Keep Pounding]

I can’t jog if i’m groundhogging it. I would’ve just hijacked a cart and smashed off the field to the locker room.

[Kevin Greene]

Mods continue to make stellar threads.

[LA_Panther]

Since leaving his body, his poo is 2nd in the league in tackles 

[t96]

1 hour ago, LA_Panther said:

Since leaving his body, his poo is 2nd in the league in tackles 

Nah his poo is Bono

[Moose Hoover]

He's been on #teamnosex since training camp...blue balls.

[Panthro]

6 hours ago, Kevin Greene said:

Mods continue to make stellar threads.

I think it's my only thread of 2018. Setting the bar pretty high 

[rayzor]

6 hours ago, Kevin Greene said:

Mods continue to make stellar threads.

igo gets what he pays for.

[panthers101]

This is such a poop thread!!

[hepcat]

12 hours ago, PantherNation123 said:

[cardiackat88.]

I am sticking with someone told him his girlfriend was in the locker room going through his phone...