Best thing I've seen on Twitter all day

[GaCatFan]

Blue Plate in this house.

[Pejorative Miscreant]

Miracle whip is not mayonnaise it is a mutated hybrid with other Shiit mixed in.  It is a rogue condiment placed on the supermarket shelf near the real thing.  Don’t be fooled.  Read the labels.  

[Dex]

[carpanfan96]

1 hour ago, Pejorative Miscreant said:

Miracle whip is not mayonnaise it is a mutated hybrid with other Shiit mixed in.  It is a rogue condiment placed on the supermarket shelf near the real thing.  Don’t be fooled.  Read the labels.  

It's a dressing and it says so on the bottle. only idiots would be confused. That said, it makes a fine sandwich if used right. 

[JARROD]

Did I wake up in Canada? 

Is this Toronto? 

 

[*FreeFua*]

Fat people...

[Khyber53]

Dukes or GTFO.

[Shocker]

15 hours ago, Fox007 said:

WTF is a miracle whip. Dukes bitch and there is nothing else.

Dukes is discussing.  Hellmanns biotches.

[Kevin Greene]

Mayo>miracle whip

\not even close

[Hugor Hill]

22 hours ago, Shocker said:

Dukes is discussing.  Hellmanns biotches.

what is Dukes discussing about?

[CPcavedweller]

On 9/21/2018 at 9:29 PM, 4Corners said:

It’s duke’s mayo and then everyone else. It’s the only thing I allow in my house with the word “duke” on it 

A real shame all things considered. Transitive property says that you are actually less than NC A&T on the gridiron. Also less than App State who has a common opponent with NC A&T.

Worse than ECU....Wake....Duke....NC State...

Maybe in line with Charlotte...

 

[SCP]

I haven't eaten Miracle Whip since 1996 but their Twitter account is savage.