Best thing I've seen on Twitter all day

[Palmetto]

1 hour ago, jbland said:

Agree. That poo is disgusting. Dukes mayonnaise all day. 

Dukes and M.W. 

Hellmanns FTW

 

[4Corners]

10 minutes ago, Palmetto said:

Dukes and M.W. 

Hellmanns FTW

 

Palmetto - as in the palmetto state?

if so, big surprise a person from South Carolina doesn’t endorse Duke’s. This is the same state that cooks BBQ with yellow mustard. Gross. 

[L-TownCat]

50 minutes ago, 4Corners said:

It’s duke’s mayo and then everyone else. It’s the only thing I allow in my house with the word “duke” on it 

you just pulled the very words from my soul.

amen bro amen

[Toker Smurf]

2 hours ago, jbland said:

Agree. That poo is disgusting. Dukes mayonnaise all day. 

This 1000%

[raz]

dukes.     like he said, only thing good with duke on it. 

[saints4lifeagain]

Blue Plate>>>>

[Udogg]

I pity most of you.   

Dukes =  Yeah it's alright for some things.

Hellmanns = If it's buy 1 get 3 Free, buy something else.  

Kraft =  Since you are using your EBT card.   

Blue Plate = better than any mayonaise you ever had. 

Miracle Whip =  It's Miracle Whip.  It's an acquired taste for refined pallets.  Most of you troglodytes can't appreciate it's goodness.   

 

[Clicheking]

Miracle whip is disgusting!! I tried some once not knowing any better and my life will never had the same..... I felt violated

[PantherOnTheProwl1523]

1 hour ago, LinvilleGorge said:

Anyone who uses straight mayo or miracle whip stuff as a condiment is a vile subhuman.

To each their own

[PantherOnTheProwl1523]

Miracle Whip is totally opposite of Mayonnaise since one has tangy taste(miracle whip salad dressing) and other doesn't(mayonnaise). Both make a good sandwich if made right. Both are used in this household since all of us use either one.

[PantherOnTheProwl1523]

15 minutes ago, Udogg said:

I pity most of you.   

Dukes =  Yeah it's alright for some things.

Hellmanns = If it's buy 1 get 3 Free, buy something else.  

Kraft =  Since you are using your EBT card.   

Blue Plate = better than any mayonaise you ever had. 

Miracle Whip =  It's Miracle Whip.  It's an acquired taste for refined pallets.  Most of you troglodytes can't appreciate it's goodness.   

 

Miracle Whip makes a good sandwich especially mixed with tuna or some other things.

[Palmetto]

This thread

 

[Moo Daeng]

It's just mayonnaise. Never understood Dukes brand loyalty.

[TheCandyMan]

2 hours ago, 4Corners said:

Palmetto - as in the palmetto state?

if so, big surprise a person from South Carolina doesn’t endorse Duke’s. This is the same state that cooks BBQ with yellow mustard. Gross. 

I thought Duke’s was the state mayo of SC since it’s made here in Greenville. Miricle Whip has its place but I haven’t had it in a long time.  In my house it’s Duke’s or it’s trash. Peanut butter is held to the same standard as well. I don’t care if Harris Teeter brand is on sale. I have a job buy Jif or we do without!