The Super Bowl is going to stink. Amiright?

[PanthersATL]

https://variety.com/2018/music/news/maroon-5-to-perform-at-super-bowl-halftime-1202947983/

Maroon 5 will be the halftime performers at the 2019 Super Bowl, two sources confirm to Variety.

Reached for comment, an NFL rep tells Variety, “It’s a Super Bowl tradition to speculate about the performers for the Pepsi Halftime Show. We are continuing to work with [longtime sponsor] Pepsi on our plans but do not have any announcements to make on what will be another epic show.” A rep for Maroon 5 could not immediately be reached for comment.

[Carl Spackler]

Given that it will be played in the Atlanta Sphincter Dome, yes it is likely to stink

[4Corners]

Pepsi products > coke products 

[Floppin]

Why is it going to stink?

[coralreefer_1]

The superbowl sucks because of who is playing at halftime?? How the fug does poo like this pass for content! Let me answer you kind sir. YOU Stink for creating this idiotic thread. Seriously what the hell were you thinking? just lol.....

[RumHam]

But still, imagine winning in that literal asshole. We be balls deep

[YoungPanthers89]

The greatest hip hop city in the world and Maroon 5 is the choice, way to go.

[wud35]

4 minutes ago, coralreefer_1 said:

The superbowl sucks because of who is playing at halftime?? How the fug does poo like this pass for content! Let me answer you kind sir. YOU Stink for creating this idiotic thread. Seriously what the hell were you thinking? just lol.....

I remember a time when only women cared about uniforms, what was painted on the field, and the halftime show. the halftime is for getting a sammich, a beer and poop.  Get off my lawn.

 

 

 

Women I'm only kidding, don't come at me, I'm old slow and tender

[jumpman910]

2 minutes ago, YoungPanthers89 said:

The greatest hip hop city in the world and Maroon 5 is the choice, way to go.

It's crazy that it's not automatically Outkast but we all know they didn't want to risk an artist wearing a Colin jersey 

[wud35]

15 minutes ago, Floppin said:

Why is it going to stink?

Because its being played in an anus. 

[coralreefer_1]

16 hours ago, YoungPanthers89 said:

The greatest hip hop city in the world and Maroon 5 is the choice, way to go.

Yeah..its almost as if race and locations are not factors and such things are decided based on economics rather than skin tone and genre. NO isn't exactly hip hop country but Beyonce played there! Detroit isnt exactly a hotbed of classic rock but Rolling Stones played there! Way to go~~~

[Chaos]

They still exist?

[YoungPanthers89]

24 minutes ago, coralreefer_1 said:

Yeah..its almost as if race and locations are not factors and such things are decided based on economics rather than skin tone and genre. NO isn't exactly hip hop country but Beyonce played there! Detroit isnt exactly a hotbed of classic rock but Rolling Stones played there! Way to go~~~

Nobody said race has anything to do with who they choose to perform but "economics" means they want to attract the largest percentage of people possible which means = white people (myself included) which is why its usually some horrendous pop act. And if you don't think New Orleans isn't "hip hop country" and Detroit isn't a hotbed of classic rock then i'd like to see examples of cities that are. 

[CPcavedweller]

45 minutes ago, coralreefer_1 said:

The superbowl sucks because of who is playing at halftime?? How the fug does poo like this pass for content! Let me answer you kind sir. YOU Stink for creating this idiotic thread. Seriously what the hell were you thinking? just lol.....

Wow. You really didn't handle this very well.