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Official Eff the Cowboys Thread...

Jeremy Igo

By Jeremy Igo,
in Carolina Panthers

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2 hours ago, MHS831 said:

The Dallas Cowboy may have been America's team when their QB was a clean-cut Naval Officer and their coach looked like Dick Tracy,  but that was when the flag had 48 stars and the owner was not some obnoxious, narcissistic hick from Arkansas.  Today's Cowboys still cling to the "America's Team" label even though they have won one playoff game during the entire lifespan of their rookies.  Sad.  They built a billion dollar stadium to distract from the mediocrity on the field, selling atmosphere and bottled prestige over quality general managing, coaching, and playing. 

The local Cowboy fans are genetically obnoxious because you have to consider why they infest this area of the nation.  No, it is not because they allowed farmers to spray fields upwind of their public schools, but that might be a significant variable.  It is because this used to be Redskin territory.  So these Cowboy fans are brainwashed descendants . of rednecks who sought attention by rebelling against the norm.  At least their forefathers made a decision--these morons were influenced by being forced to watch the Cowboys at Thanksgiving at the kid table, knawing on turkey necks and getting premature woodies when the cowsluts gyrated like pole dancers at Gilley's.  They do not think for themselves--if they did, they would be ashamed of their allegiance to a pathetic team that thinks it represents America.

It is the worse case or mistaken identity I have ever seen.  They are the perfect storm, a combination of has-beenism, rebellion, and Texas--style inbreeding  that makes them wear snake boots and 10 gallon hats in public.  They shy away from intellectual debates in favor of outsmarting opponents more aligned with their acumen, like rodeos and hunting cows.   Were it not for handguns and handcrafted, oversized belt buckles these middle school scholars would not vote and their cousins would not have cuts on their foreheads.  Most don;t have real names, just a combination of initials that don;t appear too far down the alphabet (because many did not get that far in school).   "J.R." or "B. F." .  Some have clever nicknames, however, like "Tex" or "Dallas."  Initials or places nobody wants to go--that is what they call their babies.  Pathetic. 

 

Eviscerated.

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2 hours ago, RumHam said:

This game will officially tell us what to expect this season. This should be an easy win. But if we give up more than 30 to Dallas, ATL hanging 100 week later and New Orleans will hang 200. This defense better be ready. 

Jesus. I can't figure out if you're just pretending or if you really are a complete fuging idiot.

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