Official Eff the Cowboys Thread...

[countryboi]

I actively root against the cowboys in all situations..

[joeyxfresco]

My girl’s family are all huge cowboy fans......

 

 

That being said, I hope Carolina destroys the Cowboys just like the 2015 thanksgiving game. It’ll be glorious

[Paa Langfart]

1 hour ago, NcPsa10 said:

 

That little dance made me smile.

 

I only wish this game was on prime time so the whole country could see us embarrass Americas team.

[ickmule]

Hate them, but they could easily give us a 0-1 start.  

[Greatman77]

My favorite team is whoever is playing the Cowboys that week.

[mc52beast]

I would rather suck on a hospital mop than root for that team... 

 

[Chaos]

They are not America’s team.  They are Walmart’s team.

sums it up for me.

[parker]

I so love that little push he gives Romo at the end.  

[hepcat]

Can't wait for the "What the other fans are saying" thread on the Cowboys because their fans are about as pessimistic as it gets right now. 

[Popsickle]

Top 5 Things I would rather do than cheer for the Cowboys. 

1. Share a needle with Courtney Love

2. Go a Christian Singles Cruise (no booze served)

3. Hangout with my in-laws

4. Get a college degree in Art or History and not complain about job prospects

5. Go to a Nickelback concert 

[t96]

1 hour ago, Dave Gettleman's Shorts said:

Tony Romo was never the same after what Luke did to him in that game.

Never started another regular season game after that and TD knocking him back onto IR... The hype surrounding the Cowboys with Romo back that game was completely absurd, was so satisfying see us just crush it immediately and on Thanksgiving nonetheless. Coleman pick 6 and Luke pick 6 with a second pick the very next offensive play I think...

[jfra78]

Was a Cowboy hater long before Panthers arrived.  Loved knocking them out of the playoffs in just our second year.  Cowboys have been a shitty team ever since.  Thanksgiving 2015 was the icing on the cake.  

Cowboys are 

fug the Cowboys

[CRA]

fug em. 

Cowboys live and die with Zeke.  We got Luke leading a strong front 7.   No excuse for not starting this season off on the right foot.  And at home.  

[MHS831]

The Dallas Cowboy may have been America's team when their QB was a clean-cut Naval Officer and their coach looked like Dick Tracy,  but that was when the flag had 48 stars and the owner was not some obnoxious, narcissistic hick from Arkansas.  Today's Cowboys still cling to the "America's Team" label even though they have won one playoff game during the entire lifespan of their rookies.  Sad.  They built a billion dollar stadium to distract from the mediocrity on the field, selling atmosphere and bottled prestige over quality general managing, coaching, and playing. 

The local Cowboy fans are genetically obnoxious because you have to consider why they infest this area of the nation.  No, it is not because they allowed farmers to spray fields upwind of their public schools, but that might be a significant variable.  It is because this used to be Redskin territory.  So these Cowboy fans are brainwashed descendants . of rednecks who sought attention by rebelling against the norm.  At least their forefathers made a decision--these morons were influenced by being forced to watch the Cowboys at Thanksgiving at the kid table, knawing on turkey necks and getting premature woodies when the cowsluts gyrated like pole dancers at Gilley's.  They do not think for themselves--if they did, they would be ashamed of their allegiance to a pathetic team that thinks it represents America.

It is the worse case or mistaken identity I have ever seen.  They are the perfect storm, a combination of has-beenism, rebellion, and Texas--style inbreeding  that makes them wear snake boots and 10 gallon hats in public.  They shy away from intellectual debates in favor of outsmarting opponents more aligned with their acumen, like rodeos and hunting cows.   Were it not for handguns and handcrafted, oversized belt buckles these middle school scholars would not vote and their cousins would not have cuts on their foreheads.  Most don;t have real names, just a combination of initials that don;t appear too far down the alphabet (because many did not get that far in school).   "J.R." or "B. F." .  Some have clever nicknames, however, like "Tex" or "Dallas."  Initials or places nobody wants to go--that is what they call their babies.  Pathetic.