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Why your team sucks Panthers


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https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2018-carolina-panthers-1828622854

What else happened? Well, they lost a game by allowing Mitch Trubisky four terrifying completions. They lost Greg Olsen for 10 weeks. They shipped Kelvin Benjamin to Buffalo and, in true ex-Panther tradition, he wasted NO time dumping on the franchise after walking out the door. They got triple-swept by a division rival. Luke Kuechly suffered another concussion. Did Cam huff his way out of yet another press conference last season? You know he did. But all of that is prelude, of course. You didn’t come here just for a recap of yet another year of stolid Panther adequacy and head trauma. You came here to celebrate the end of this wrinkly old skinbag’s reign of terror:

 

not very good this year but here it is. 

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I think we have a shot at the Super Bowl.  Our front seven on D is very good, and I think we improved the secondary.  On offense, we have weapons at WR now and 2 backs who can get the job done.  The OL needs some help, but  "Moton and Roton" are looking good and we will get Williams back before the playoffs.  We have depth.

And the QB is pretty good.

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It's definitely a satire piece.  Deadspin does it for all the teams.  Some are really funny.  The satire does cut through much of our homerisms effectively, but this year really lacks humor.  It's really ugly.  Then again, the whole Richardson saga and stigma that stunk around the team's treatment of women isn't funny.  It's also deserving of being called out.

We have to do better, maybe next year's will be more humorous?

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3 minutes ago, electro's horse said:

lol

(Memo to South Carolinians in the comments, don’t forget to tell me about Charleston! It’s just like Asheville, except they started the Civil War and it’s 9 billion degrees from March to October. Paradise!).

Was this yours? Or was it the one about protecting the 4th quarter lead?

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31 minutes ago, stbugs said:

By the way you know this is a joke and written about every team, right?

My take on jokes--they are best when funny.  I do not get mad if people do not get my jokes--I  think, "maybe I need to tell them better."  But that is just me.

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