Panthers have two receivers in top 10 receiving yards this preseason

[xav8tor]

28 minutes ago, Jon Snow said:

I don't care if he catches it with his butt cheeks as long as he catches it.

T’aint that hard to do do. Lattimore had a butt INT last year, Baldwin apparently pulled one out after a challenge, Matravis Bryant almost squeezed one for a TD but slomo reveals it was more crotchular (it’s a word ‘cause you know what I meant), and our old friend Gary Barnidge dropped a deuce (x3) on the Ravens with a solid butt catch while playing for, who else, the Browns! Google that poo.

[caatfan]

58 minutes ago, Jon Snow said:

I don't care if he catches it with his butt cheeks as long as he catches it.

If he can carry it there too he should be fumble proof. 

[jtm]

If they can stay healthy, we have a bright future at WR.  Samuel is electric but injuries are always a concern at the next level and especially for smaller receivers.  

[ChibCU]

In all honesty, this is a terrible thread.

[mc52beast]

That’s like saying your brand new girlfriend gives the best head after only one date

[TheCasillas]

One game into PRE-season.... 

[Jon Snow]

1 hour ago, mc52beast said:

That’s like saying your brand new girlfriend gives the best head after only one date

The first one is free.

[CPF4LIFE]

These type of threads just give the greenlight for more pointless threads. 

[dpm0409]

2 hours ago, xav8tor said:

T’aint that hard to do do. Lattimore had a butt INT last year, Baldwin apparently pulled one out after a challenge, Matravis Bryant almost squeezed one for a TD but slomo reveals it was more crotchular (it’s a word ‘cause you know what I meant), and our old friend Gary Barnidge dropped a deuce (x3) on the Ravens with a solid butt catch while playing for, who else, the Browns! Google that poo.

You get a beer for utilizing the fictitious word "crotchular" good sir

[xav8tor]

32 minutes ago, dpm0409 said:

You get a beer for utilizing the fictitious word "crotchular" good sir

Thanks. Wasn't at all my best effort, but I'm mostly displeased about misspelling Bryant's first name. Just tryin' to turn this thread into something that's more preseason worthy reading.

You should hear my RN wife's purposeful mangling of medical terms when she goes to (far too many, unfortunately) doctor appts. The looks on their faces is priceless. Now she's got me doing it, and not just here. I recently told my GP that the pain I was experiencing wasn't a muscle spasm, but more "boneular" in nature. He laughed so hard he had to wipe spit off of the computer screen. That's just scratching the surface. Next time a player gets nicked up, I'll try to work another one in somewhere.

[Dex]

2 hours ago, mc52beast said:

That’s like saying your brand new girlfriend gives the best head after only one date

Who has a girlfriend after one day? One year of hookups minimum before you should even consider a relationship. 

[steven8989]

4 hours ago, Jon Snow said:

As long as he catches it that's all that matters.  I don't care if he catches it with his butt cheeks as long as he catches it.

Or gets down inbounds with his narrow ass. 

[ncfan]

 

[TheSpecialJuan]

On 8/15/2018 at 8:35 AM, uncfan888 said:

This may be the preseason thread to end all preseason threads

tremendous stuff