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Official Fan Fest Thread

Jeremy Igo

By Jeremy Igo,
in Carolina Panthers

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Moose Hoover Collaborator

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I saw Luke Kuechly at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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7 minutes ago, Moose Hoover said:

I saw Luke Kuechly at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I see this copypasta everywhere with so many different celebrities described haha

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3 minutes ago, fieryprophet said:

I was on my way to Fan Fest but got stuck in thunderstorms and traffic in Raleigh, decided just do some stuff here and go home instead, this weather is just too dangerous to drive 8 hours round trip in, I have already passed 3 wrecks.

ahaha, what a story mark

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3 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins Ph.D. said:

Sexy Legs!



Not every guy can rock the above the knee cut-off shorts.  Lookin good!

Bahahahah...you must not have zoomed in to see the big ass scar on my left leg.  Open fracture of tibia and fibula from my days as a police officer.  Chased a bastard and jumped off a wall...

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