The Nippleshorts Prophecies

[davos]

Mare's contract is still a fresh wound and he's doing it all over again if we give Gano $4 mil+ a year. 

It won't be the end of the world, but Gettleman may be waxing us for a few million here and there with this.  I still can't believe we have Marty Hurney running this sh*t again. 

It's just such a bullsh*t thing for the fans.  We wanted a new slate but we've got these scalawags positioning themselves  (staff and management) as a keeper scenario for new ownership.  I don't blame them but the FO moves have had minimal explorative elements outside Bofa and it's a bullsh*t scenario.     

[Boundary Guru]

some of y'all's obsession with fatback is beyond ridiculous. fatback is the reason why we will not have Norwell for next 3 years.

[LinvilleGorge]

5 minutes ago, Growl said:

Gentleman NEVER telegraphed his plans. 

 

He would just tell you what it was.

 

Lol how many times did we go into April without a pretty clear idea of who the pick as going to be.

It's true.

Plus the infamous, "Do you think you'll draft a cornerback? More than one?" moment

We spammed picks at CB that year like a virgin swiping right on Tinder

[CPF4LIFE]

31 minutes ago, LinvilleGorge said:

Except I think we were going to pay Gano and let Norwell and Star walk no matter what. I don't think we needed any trolling from DG (either real or just perceived) to encourage us to do that.

Agreed. 

[Jon Snow]

Opens door, lobs Gman grenade, closers door and walks away.

Brilliant!

[The Huddler]

RIP gettlemagic. 

 

People wanted him to draft poo OL in the first, 

 

drafted studs in the 3rd, 4th, and picked up a UFDA.   

 

 

[Jon Snow]

Dave 2019

[Car123]

Gettleman should have studied Russel Shepard's and Matt Kalil's game film instead of old Hurney tapes.

[SCP]

2 minutes ago, Jon Snow said:

Opens door, lobs Gman grenade, closers door and walks away.

Brilliant!

Embrace debate lol

[Jon Snow]

Just now, SCP said:

Embrace debate lol

I love me some Nippleshorts.  The master of Jimmy rustling and purveyor of football knowledge.

 

Carry on.

 

Dave 2019

[sharkkiller]

Man, the tinfoil hat brigade is out strong today.

[Mother Grabber]

42 minutes ago, TheRed said:

If Dave is really this downright spiteful and emotional that he would gamble with the Giants salary cap as a revenge tool, I have to say I'm glad we moved on when we did.

nothing spiteful about outplaying your competition. if this is indeed true, or even partly, then DG is playing a few levels higher than Hurney 2.0, and is going in dry.

[chknwing]

Star isn't staying on the east coast

[TheRed]

5 minutes ago, Mother Grabber said:

nothing spiteful about outplaying your competition. if this is indeed true, or even partly, then DG is playing a few levels higher than Hurney 2.0, and is going in dry.

Only the Panthers fanbase could find solace in former front office members taking advantage of their favorite NFL team.