Men, Are You Too Lazy to Masturbate??

[Mrs Pantherfan]

then have no fear!!

http://realtouch.com/dispatcher/home (NSFW)

[Kurb]

I am not.

[SCP]

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TW is a sinner.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

TW is a sinner.

your point?

[Jangler]

No problems. What do you think I am doing right now!

[SCP]

"lube reservoir..." LOL

Whoever uses this kind of sh*t must feel so proud when they are cleaning out the lube reservoir after usage. "I just pwned that fake toy pussy!"

[Scrumtrilescent]

Hey, stick your dick in this thing...don't mind it looks like a stone grinder, just go ahead and throw it in there.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

it's got a lube reservoir!!!! that makes me laugh

[Scrumtrilescent]

We all know you walk around with two tubes of Wet Platinum in your pockets. Big deal.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I haven't advertised for them in a long time

[Darth Biscuit]

"I just pwned that fake toy pussy!"

[SCP]

That thing looks like a Bose Wave Radio. I can see it now...the wife/gf walks in and catches you banging this appliance.

"What??!! It's not what it looks like!! I swear!"

[Epistaxis]

That thing doesn't even look like it would be fun.

I think I'd get bored and just make a sandwich.

[Guest]

that shits expensive.