Golfer loses arm in gator attack

[TerriblePizza]

BEAUFORT, S.C. -- Officials say an alligator bit off part of a golfer's arm as he leaned over to pick up his ball at a private South Carolina course.

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4545614

Read the comments. They were entertaining.

"I guess they take water hazards to a whole new level in SC."

[SCP]

nc_biscuit has not posted today has he?

You hit one in the hazard biscuit?

[Jbro]

Didn't that happen a few weeks ago?

[Scrumtrilescent]

Yeah, my bro is on the plastics team working it at MUSC.

[Jbro]

Yeah well my bro held a magnifying glass up to a coke bottle and melted it to make the plastic your brother is using.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Nu uh.

[MadHatter]

Yeah, well my bro used his e-ray vision to melt the sand...that made the glass...that was used to make the magnifying glass...that was held up to a coke bottle...that was used to make the plastic.

The End!!!

[Jbro]

I have infinity.

[Squirrel]

Must not have seen Happy Gilmore.

[cookinwithgas]

[Hawk]

just taaaaaapp it in....just taaaaaaap it in

[stankowalski]

We were talking about this, this past weekend when I was out playing golf. You gotta be careful around water. I went hunting for a ball with my club, just beating down the grass around the edge of the water and caught a fuging red belly snake (poisonous btw).

[Kyle82]

Another reason I just play putt-putt.

[Darth Biscuit]

nc_biscuit has not posted today has he?

You hit one in the hazard biscuit?

Sorry I was out yesterday afternoon and didn't see this...

No, I have never, ever hit a ball in any sort of hazard...

I hit one close to lake on Sea Trail last year and the guy I was riding with drove us over a berm down towards the water and as we start going down the hill, we both spot a 6' gator sitting about 10' from my ball... so this guy swerves the cart away from where he's going and almost throws me out towards the gator... I was not happy.