Confide in Cookie!!!

[Jon Snow]

34 minutes ago, Montsta said:

I would hire a bunch of people that are good at their jobs and let them do it by staying out of it. My only requirements would be retiring 58 and 90 when they hang em up, and get TD a statue in place of the JR statue. 

Oh, and make sure that the next WR we draft or trade for wears #89, but only if they are kind of a scrub, because I want it to be a number that is worn by a new player every year or two, then I’d sit back and watch the always level headed and sensible Steve Smith meltdown over it on Good Morning Football. 

Montsta will make the Panthers great again!  He's got my vote!  Seriously!

[Cookie Lyon]

2 minutes ago, GOOGLE JIM BOB COOTER said:

i will take all non-player politics out of the gameday experience by ending flyovers, the national anthem, highlighting troops in the stands, etc. i will take politics out of personnel decisions and sign colin kaepernick to be the best backup in the league. i will exploit market inefficiencies in all personnel and staff decisions, taking advantage of the league's general unwillingness to accept black quarterbacks, black coaches, and black front office types. i will keep the longstanding panthers tradition of charity roster spots but instead of using them on rich kids like brenton bersin i will instead sign the late erica garner's son. he's only a few months old but we shouldn't see too much of a drop in production

[lightsout]

I'd have Spaghetti Tuesdays every Wednesday.

[Jon Snow]

2 hours ago, !stUp said:

1.Lower beer prices.

2. Fans that show up wearing opposing team gear get punched in the face per ticket. 

Fixed it for you.

[Cookie Lyon]

4 minutes ago, lightsout said:

I'd have Spaghetti Tuesdays every Wednesday.

[Mr. Scot]

1 hour ago, Cookie Lyon said:

That would be so cool watching an owner chest bump his players during the game! 

Jerry Richardson was a big fan of chest bumps.

[Cookie Lyon]

1 minute ago, Mr. Scot said:

Jerry Richardson was a big fan of chest bumps.

And having his feet out...

[heel31ok]

8 minutes ago, Jon Snow said:

Fixed it for you.

let smitty do it...

[L-TownCat]

During my introductory presser I would announce the firing of Shula and Hurney.

I would scour the planet for talent evaluators and innovative playcallers to team with innovative play designers.

I would work hand in hand with my coaches and staff to bring in the best GM to fit our needs (strong defense, smash mouth O)

After the pieces are in place, wipe my hands, grab a large Bo’ Sweet Tea, and chill in my box.  You won’t hear from me until the Coaches/GM need to be fired.

[Mr. Scot]

1 hour ago, NJPanthers12 said:

Day 1 I would demolish the Jerry statue myself and strip his name/image from everywhere in the stadium.

Next I would fire Marty Hurney and start the process of hiring a new president and GM. When that is finished I would give them full autonomy when it came to the coaching staff. If they wanted to fire Ron and bring in their own guy, then they have my blessing. 

Next I would take that silly NFL shield off midfield and replace it with the Panthers logo. 

I would retire Steve Smith's number and have a statue built in his honor. I would start a Carolina Panthers HOF, because for some odd reason this god awful owner inexplicably refuses to acknowledge this team's history. I would do an inaugural 5 person class with Sam Mills, Steve Smith, Jake Delhomme, Jordan Gross, and Mike McCormick being inducted (this would be separate from retired numbers and statues). I would not put a single thing of Jerry Richardson in said HOF.

I would also put something inside the stadium acknowledging our 6 Division titles and 2 NFC Championships. There should be banners or something around the stadium acknowledging the years 1996, 2003, 2008, 2014, 2015, 2016.

I would stay out of all personnel decisions and allow my quarterback to get tattoos and piercings. I would let my female employees come in with hairy legs and unkept nails. If I wanted my feet rubbed, I would go to a professional and pay for it outside of work hours. I would never use the term "let me see that wiggle". I would allow all employees to refer to me by my first name because I'm not some narcissistic weirdo. I wouldn't have a slave owner name such as just "Mister". I would also guarantee immediately that the franchise would never ever be moving out of Charlotte under my watch. Something Mister Gropey refused to do. I also would smile when the Panthers scored instead of looking like a miserable curmudgeon who just got turned down by two female employees after askibg to shave their legs in the owners box. 

 

The Panthers have a ring of honor.

[Still Brooklyn]

15 minutes ago, Mr. Scot said:

The Panthers have a ring of honor.

Is it still the same three since I last went to the stadium around 2010? A new owner should add at least ONE new name.

[Mr. Scot]

2 minutes ago, Still Brooklyn said:

Is it still the same three since I last went to the stadium around 2010? A new owner should add at least ONE new name.

What if it's Jerry Richardson?

[NJPanthers12]

28 minutes ago, Mr. Scot said:

The Panthers have a ring of honor.

They have a ring of honor with 1 player in it and Mike McCormick. He's done an outstanding job at neglecting their history.

[Mr. Scot]

Just now, NJPanthers12 said:

They have a ring of honor with 1 player in it and Mike McCormick. He's done an outstanding job at neglecting their history.

Valid, but we don't really know who makes those selections. No doubt Richardson would have final say, of course.

Given that the other owners were the ones who commissioned the statue, it's gonna be interesting to see if they also try to induct Richardson into the Ring of Honor.

(it'd be a huge mistake, but that doesn't always stop somebody from doing something)