What Falcons Fans Are Saying

[UpstatePanther]

Not sure if @Zod was busy this week and dont meant to step on his toes, but i figured i'd put this together cus im bored at work and fugging hyped for Sunday. so here it goes:

 

 

In response to a thread titled "If we dont make the playoffs" where the OP asked who they'd be rooting against...

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Hypothetically.....any team playing the Saints, Patriots or Panthers. But we’re gonna make the playoffs!  

awe are we really living rent free in yall's heads that much?

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Hypothetically.....any team playing the Saints, Patriots or Panthers. But we’re gonna make the playoffs!  

LOL I was about to post the exact same thing. I'll cheer for whoever is playing any of those teams. If the Super Bowl ended up being the Saints or Panthers vs. Patriots, I'd hold my nose and hope the Patriots win. 

I mean its what we did against y'all last year. 28-3 btw...

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When Falcons are out of playoffs I lose almost all interest.

LOL weak. you guys barely care when your team is up 17 points on a league cellar dweller:

lmao did you guys get rug burn on your knees from all that choking?

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I’ll root for the Saints.  They are my #2 team

@saints4lifeagain this was a Falcons fan. do you feel dirty?

 

Next thread topic was "So, looks like the Panthers are playing the Falcons this sunday..." (I believe this one was started by a Huddler, his screen name there was SamMills51):

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People on here forget we forced 2 Johnathan Stewart fumbles in the redzone and still lost to the Panthers. If he doesn't fumble the ball twice our game against the Panthers could have been worse too, not just the Panthers because of Julio dropping a wide open TD on 4th down. 

Can there be such thing as a "reasonable Falcons fan"? Either way, he has a great point.

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Our message board is much more active than yall's.

This thread was literally one page. barely anyone was "liking" any posts (yeah they give stupid likes there instead of delicious, glorious PIE). Their board doesnt even list total member count, unlike our nearly-20k-strong board. Keep dreaming.

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What will Camilla wear to the post game presser other than a towel over his head... hrmmm?

That is the question. 

watch out everyone. we got a tough guy here.

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Silly panthers....

I feel like the panthers are the perpetual little brother in the NFC south. Even when you have a good season your QB is too busy playing "look at me" for anyone to care. 

Sorry thats the best I could come up with.. its friday.   

But really: Panthers and Falcons are kind of similar this year. Messy, gritty football teams prone to boneheaded errors and physical football. Both teams are masters at driving their fans insane.

 Should be a fun game. 

damn you for being so reasonable at the end. But that "little brother" comment has to go. We've been to the playoffs 4 out of 5 years. You guys have been once, and may not make it this year. Nuff said.

 

Ah then there was this beauty of a thread, titled How to defend Cam....:

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If Julio catches a touchdown we win. If you want to stop cam, punch him in the fckin mouth (Deion Jones *cough*)

you stay classy there Mr. Falcons Fan... wonder how he'd feel if we did this to Matty Melt? 

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yeah prayer is probably a good idea....

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I'm not talking about sacks, just generating pressure and containment. If a sack happens to come of it, cool. But pressure around him and you disrupt him. Our linebackers must do their job and contain his safety valves which will be Olsen, McCaffrey, and Stewart.

Quinn will have to do an exceptional job at keeping the dline fresh.

YEEEEESSSSSSS there is its! my man! never f*cking fails that some opposing fan will suggest this. (seriously though it may actually work, but lets not talk about that)

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I’m not sure if we stop Cam from scoring. And i don’t trust this offense against their front 7. I’ve a bad feeling about this. 

in the words of Theron in 300: "This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this."

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Cam is a horrible passer and can't read defense even if came with pictures.

Did you not see that little bit against Green Bay where Cam calls his shot?

 

Okay one more thread. This one titled Falcons vs Panthers predictions:

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My heart says we pull it out and win.
My brain says we commit another 3 turnovers, 14 penalties and have 8 drops and lose by 10+.

go with your brain, bud.

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Every time the Falcons have an opportunity to "control their own destiny ", they blow it. I expect another disappointing loss to end a disappointing season.

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Losing to the Panthers would be the most Falcony thing to do that's for sure.  

why yes. yes it would.

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We lose 35 -13 

Seattle wins and knocks us out of the playoffs. The team needs to toughen up mentally

Thats the spirit!

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Would be nice if they finally decided to play a full 4 quarters of football in all phases. Hopefully they are hungry for this W and a little payback from the earlier lost.

lololololol come now we all know the Falcons only play 3 quarters of football per game.

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The Black Panthers led by Cam Newton & Company won't revenge and red blood on us for what we did to them last year in Carolina, but we'll show you Panthers, we'll show those obnoxious fans that WE AREN'T HAVING A HANGOVER LIKE YOU DID LAST YEAR! WE ARE THE ATLANTA FALCONS! We do our own thing. 

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The season finale in 2014 vs. Carolina was probably the worst game I've seen in person.  34-3.  Even with the way they had played that year, Everything was on the line for that game.  A chance to make the playoffs with a 7-9 record.  At no point in that game did I feel the team came to play.   I just feel like this year will be similar to 2014.  We have been waiting all year to play up to their potential and they haven't.  It's the final week.  If they haven't figured it out by now, maybe it's just not our year.  I'm usually optimistic but that 2014 embarrassment still haunts me.

lol just like that Super Bowl loss will right? This one will too bud. you hold on tight now, ya hear?

 

Well everyone, thats all i could find on the front page but im too lazy to look for more. Enjoy!

[beastson]

@Jeremy Igo falling off

[UpstatePanther]

Bump thread

[rayzor]

3 hours ago, UpstatePanther said:

 

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The Black Panthers led by Cam Newton & Company won't revenge and red blood on us for what we did to them last year in Carolina, but we'll show you Panthers, we'll show those obnoxious fans that WE AREN'T HAVING A HANGOVER LIKE YOU DID LAST YEAR! WE ARE THE ATLANTA FALCONS! We do our own thing. 

too funny. no idea what that guy was trying to say.

[Saca312]

Lol this is so lame:

If Julio catches a touchdown we win.

Even if Julio catches it the Falcons would still behind in points. We’d still be leading and in control of the game.

[The Big Bartkowski]

Damn...no Coleman to torch this week?

[therealmjl]

great thread way better than Igo's

[uncfan888]

4 minutes ago, The Big Bartkowski said:

Damn...no Coleman to torch this week?

You aren't very good at this... I guess that's why you showed up late to the party. 

[The Big Bartkowski]

2 minutes ago, uncfan888 said:

You aren't very good at this... I guess that's why you showed up late to the party. 

Not good at what? Predicting the future. Here it is. We dust you off this week (because we are better than you).  Then we take care if the SAINTS. We will see if you can handle the Rams. 

[beastson]

Just now, The Big Bartkowski said:

Not good at what? Predicting the future. Here it is. We dust you off this week (because we are better than you).  Then we take care if the SAINTS. We will see if you can handle the Rams. 

Ok lol

So you know we can beat you and that scenario still can happen because you are NOT better than us

[heel31ok]

1 minute ago, The Big Bartkowski said:

Not good at what? Predicting the future. Here it is. We dust you off this week (because we are better than you).  Then we take care if the SAINTS. We will see if you can handle the Rams. 

 you know Bartkowski was a friend of mine... you sir are no Bartkowski ...

[The Big Bartkowski]

5 minutes ago, heel31ok said:

 you know Bartkowski was a friend of mine... you sir are no Bartkowski ...

My favorite player as a kid, that's all. However, I know Steve is a big hunter...or was. Always wanted to go on a trek with him.  

[heel31ok]

5 minutes ago, The Big Bartkowski said:

My favorite player as a kid, that's all. However, I know Steve is a big hunter...or was. Always wanted to go on a trek with him.  

you saw him when he was a kid?

[The Big Bartkowski]

Just now, heel31ok said:

you saw him when he was a kid?

Absolutely. I bought 28 million dollar DWave computer that I use to bend time and space and surf parallel universes. I go back every now and then and watch Big Bart play pop Warner in my spare time.