Female Roommate

[PandaPancake]

40 minutes ago, Dex said:

Seems like it won't be that bad. I move in this weekend.

I'll send condoms

[hepcat]

In college I rented a room to an 18 year old girl running away from her parents. The third bedroom was rented by another guy I’d already lived with for a few years. She wasn’t much to look at and I liked that because it kept things at roommate status. She worked babysitting mostly, paid her rent on time, and occasionally brought around her more attractive friends. Plus she always cleaned the kitchen which was great.

Only weird thing she did was always say “you look so tense...let me give you a massage!” She was definitely coming on to me all the time but I never gave in to her advances lol

[Dex]

36 minutes ago, hepcat said:

Only weird thing she did was always say “you look so tense...let me give you a massage!”

I've seen this movie before.

[toldozer]

10 hours ago, ludwig51 said:

That's a lie bro same girl said the same thing and I ended up banging her in my friends 98 Corolla in myrtle beach.

I feel like you have so many stories because all of your encounters are so quick.

[TNPanther]

On 12/23/2017 at 6:25 PM, Dex said:

Question for male huddlers. Has anyone ever had a female roommate? If so, what was the experience like? Also if we have any female Huddlers with male roommate experience feel free to discuss!

I lived with not one but two female roommates when I lived in Charlotte for my internship back 3 years ago.

It wasn't bad. I'm a clean dude so their cleanliness standards weren't a problem. The only things that bothered me were passive-aggressiveness and gossip. Some stupid thing I'd do, such as leaving the toilet seat up, bringing home a chick from bars, or being loud while playing Xbox, would be brought up 3 weeks after the fact. 

Neither of them were hot so I wasn't tempted to smash, nor did I flirt with them, but they would gossip about me incessantly. I think that's mainly a symptom of the two of them being best friends though, so you shouldn't have a problem with that.

[Peppers90 NC]

dont share your toilet paper

[Mrs Pantherfan]

3 hours ago, TNPanther said:

Some stupid thing I'd do, such as leaving the toilet seat up

Not stupid...it's a valid thing to be irritated about...and this will be a man vs. woman thing until the end of time

When my husband and I were dating we had one of his friends live with us for 6 months..my GOD he was disgusting. He'd get high as poo and decide to make cookies..eat half of them and leave the mess for me to clean up in the morning.....Along with his cereal bowls, pizza boxes and brownie pans.....After doing this multiple times, I rounded up all of his dirty dishes that I had refused to wash, put them of them in front of his door so when he opened it, he'd step on them. Accompanied by a note that said, "I'm not fuging you therefore I'm not cleaning up after you". 

[Dex]

4 hours ago, ludwig51 said:

It's going to be a flick fest buddy one night when  her douchebag tinder date is a no show and she's all wet and barges in on you when you take a shower it's all on or when she brings her slut whore drunk friends home after a night at the bar where they didn't go home with some rich Italian douchebag they go home to you dex and it's all in your hand . I wish I had a girl roommate id get all sexual with her even if she had a bf 

Lmaooo that was graphic. She's not my type. I'll mainly be focused on work and the gym. Maybe a tinder date once or twice a month. My concern was making her uncomfortable if I brought home a girl. I've never had a roommate before let alone a female one. 

[Dex]

9 minutes ago, ludwig51 said:

Why care about her feelings?  And  once or twice a month? That's rookie stuff I meet at least 3 different girls a week and another couple from bars .

Because she pays half the rent... I don't have that kind of stamina anymore. One or twice a month is fine with me. Just don't need it now like I did when I was a youngin like yourself. 

[Ja Rhule]

5 hours ago, ludwig51 said:

It's going to be a flick fest buddy one night when  her douchebag tinder date is a no show and she's all wet and barges in on you when you take a shower it's all on or when she brings her slut whore drunk friends home after a night at the bar where they didn't go home with some rich Italian douchebag they go home to you dex and it's all in your hand . I wish I had a girl roommate id get all sexual with her even if she had a bf 

That brought some memories.  I used to be friends with this one chick and spent a lot of time at her house, basically living there.  She start complaining to me that after dating her bf for 4 months, he is still trying to be a gentlemen and refusing to make any sexual advances toward her.  She said she loves him and all but it’s just weird.  I stopped her and asked if she wants to go to her bedroom for some 1 on 1.  We went straight to her bedroom and I nailed her.  10 mins after we were done, her boyfriend came by and they started kissing and flirting.  Weirdest poo ever.  Two weeks later, that girl roommate says how much she missed her boyfriend who was on 1 month trip to Brazil.  So we sit on her bed and start chatting about it.  Apparently she was horny as hell...  The friend I nailed two weeks earlier walks in and says that we should give each other favors and just fug it out.  As soon as she walked out we were going at it.  Both boyfriends later found out I nailed their girlfriends.  One of them ended up nailing my gf as a revenge a year later.

Long story short...  I had insane amount of encounters with many girls in that house.  Every time they got home hammered with their hot friends, I was a hot commodity.  The very first girl I nailed was literally setting me up with all her friends.  It was nuts.

The roomate #2 became a stripper in Lancaster, SC 3 years later.  

Granted, that all happened almost 15 years ago.