Horn honkers

[jasonluckydog]

If someone honks at me it's  like a boxing bell just sounded. I was at the mall dipshit was at a 3 way stop it was his/her time to go they wouldn't move so I said fug it I'm going as soon as I go they take off, they decided to go and lay on the horn at me for like 10 seconds.  I'm enraged then they realized they might have just messed with a crazy guy they sped away after I got behind them. Road rage is real be careful who you fug with might be a crazy fuger with a gun.

[Jangler]

 

[cookinbrak]

Firstly, I will give a little beep if the light has been green for a few seconds. But never lean on the horn.

The other day, line of traffic following a bus. Moving about 10 car lengths at a time. As traffic moves, there's a lady trying to turn left off of a side road, so I wave her on. But she can't see traffic from the other direction. So I roll down my window, give her the "wait,wait, wait, OK GO NOW". Guy behind me just lays on the horn as she pulls out, she freaks and stops, thinking I'm trying to get her killed, so I'm trying to wave her on and flip this ass off at the same time. If there was a deaf person nearby, I'm sure they are still trying to figure out what I was saying. She finally pulls on out, I pull off towards my next stop 75 feet away, and Little Donny Douchenozzle tries to whip around me as I pull off. Only, the reason she pulled off was because there was a highway patrolman waving her from the other direction, and my new friend almost hits him head on. Officer Bob politely asked him to pull over to exchange recipes or something, I just drove away, secure in the knowledge that karma is still a bitch.

[OneBadCat]

The horn is awesome. It is the only way to enforce any justice on the sht drivers that infect this great state.

Driving in Charlotte and it’s suburbs is damn dangerous as hell. Constant speeding, tailgating, pulling in front of people, no use of signal. 

Getting to and from is an obstacle course of survival these days. I feel like I avoid one to two accidents a day. 

It doesn’t help that it seems city planning enacts road construction all at the same time. No relief for traffic. Just more pissed off and late people. I’m honestly getting road rage just typing this. 

[Greatman77]

The definition of a nanosecond is the time between the light turning green and the person behind you laying on his horn. I learned to drive in Boston and when I moved to Charlotte it took me about 6 months to realize that this is heavily frowned on in the South....

[Jimmy]

Get off the dang phone...honking will decrease

[iamcline]

I give two warning beeps before I blast my HHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKK, aka GTFO, aka I'm going to ram you. I have a low tolerance for people who don't pay attention.