Fiz's Guide to Cheering for a Bad Team

[Wither]

gather to me, my minions

prostrate yourself at my feet. worship no other and ye shall be blessed

i am a generous god, but I am a vengeful, jealous god

Screw you, buddy.

[Jangler]

gather to me, my minions

prostrate yourself at my feet. worship no other and ye shall be blessed

i am a generous god, but I am a vengeful, jealous god

[Khyber53]

You forgot, "Don't become a simpering emo who lives and dies by their team, agonizing over minutia and what ifs, desperate to validate themself by vicarious team sports."

In other words, it's a game, enjoy it or find something else to do.

Atlanta Falcons fan: 1976-1995

Carolina Panthers fan: 1995- forever.

Win, lose or draw, still my team. I've sat through worse games than we'll play this year. And there's always hope that something fantastic will happen.

Isn't there?