Mayo brings the mustard

[ATBoz]

Put on some weight and switch to offense, and he could B LT

 

Now I have to live with myself.

[the butch]

I hate to smear Mayo, but he could lose a little fat.

 

ETA:  and we already have a top 10 thread of the season.

[rainwater]

I would luv to see some light Mayo. He would run right through you. 

[bythenbrs]

I'm surprised no one went with, 'Pepper the gumbo'.  Extra credit for knowing the movie reference.

[sharkkiller]

How about we move Shaq to safety and start Ben Jacobs in his spot. Our Lbs would then be Ben, Luke, and Thomas. 

 

Which is....wait for it....a BLT with a side of Mayo.

[caatfan]

I relish Mayo. Definitely cutting the mustard. Our LB crew will be putting offenses in a pickle.

[Millioso7]

We need to lock'em up long term when it's time... all the great dynasty's build through draft and lock up productive players.

[Toker Smurf]

6 hours ago, Pejorative Miscreant said:

...Struggles to find Sriacha pun...  Gives up and starts pounding booze before 8:00 am. 

I'm with you, brother. 

[jfra78]

In due thyme he could be the meat and potatoes of this defense....This thread is so much pun

[Khaki Lackey]

He's dedicated to his Kraft. If given the chance, he'll put up his Dukes and give 'em hell, man.

 

 

[Floppin]

Before preseason, looking at these boards, no one seemed to carrot all about Mayo.

[Camp Fodder]

14 hours ago, MHS831 said:

I hope you see what I did there--went with a condiment theme because his name is Mayo. I even heard Henne telling his guard to "hold the mayo."  Ok--I am done.   I don't start many threads, but I noticed Mayo got a lot of buzz in the game day thread, but this guy is tearing up the preseason.  We need to find a way to get him on the field, and I have some thoughts about that and a few other observations comments to get the ball rolling. 

1.  Play him when games are decided instead of Luke.  I never understood why NFL teams risk injury by playing starters with a 24-point lead in the fourth.  Build your depth and eliminate injury and end-of-season fatigue.  Mayo would hold his own.

2. Take a look at Mayo behind TD.  If he can play there, we could be set there for a while.  I like him better at MLB, but he reads nearly as quickly as Luke---and that is more important that foot speed.  OK--here is one:  If he were to take TD's starting spot one day, you could call them Luke and Dukes. And if Cash were to replace Shaq, you would have Luke and Dukes and Dukie.   I am on fire.

3.  Trade him.  I know that is not a popular concept, but we have a ton of depth (Norris and Jacobs and Boulware) behind him.  A team, especially a 3-4. might give up a nice player or draft pick for Mayo, especially if there is an injury that threatens their season.  If we can't find a place for him on the field, we need to get a player for him that can find the field.   A Safety, perhaps?  I hate saying this because I LOVE Mayo and I love the players we have like him, but if you look at the business side...

 

A 24 pt lead by the panthers in the 4th quarter has proven over the years to not be enough

[bababoey]

11 hours ago, Jangler said:

that would be a hard one to pull off....

Nuttin could be harder than that.......

[MHS831]

Of course, Mayo is too young to remember the Music City Miracle Whip.