Lurkers make Jimmy Sad

[Jeremy Igo]

1 hour ago, Pants said:

This Carolina Huddle Ad made me laugh. So I bit the bullet and signed up. Nice work Jeremy. I'm a long time lurker. Also, I'm a legit Charlottean. Been a fan since my Dad took me to the Panthers first playoff game during the '96 season; the beat down of the high and mighty Cowboys. We knocked either Micheal Irvin or Deion Sanders out of the game. It was great. Glad to finally be (hopefully) contributing to the huddle. Go Pants!

 

Got'em!

[Murph]

1 hour ago, Pants said:

This Carolina Huddle Ad made me laugh. So I bit the bullet and signed up. Nice work Jeremy. I'm a long time lurker. Also, I'm a legit Charlottean. Been a fan since my Dad took me to the Panthers first playoff game during the '96 season; the beat down of the high and mighty Cowboys. We knocked either Micheal Irvin or Deion Sanders out of the game. It was great. Glad to finally be (hopefully) contributing to the huddle. Go Pants!

It was Deion. He caught a pass and was running up the sideline when Kevin Greene (I think) jumped on him from behind and literally face planted him into the sod. Deions facemask actually went into the dirt and gouged out a nice little chunk. He spent the rest of the game on the bench and looked totally dazed. Probably had a concussion.

[GRWatcher]

2 hours ago, top dawg said:

That's because I didn't know whether he means pants as in apparel, or pants as in like a Panther on a hot and humid day. Either way it's kinda weird.

I kinda like how he says, "Go Pants!" That use of the third person is something that I have done on occasion...

My guess:

Pants = Panthers minus/without her

[Pantha-kun]

1 hour ago, Burnout189 said:

More like down-right suicidal.

I actually spent my sundays that season laughing more than anything. we were so bad it was funny to me. 

Yeah he pretty much directly contributed to us getting Cam. But I'm talking about DURING that season, not after it. 

[Pants]

2 minutes ago, GRWatcher said:

My guess:

Pants = Panthers minus/without her

Bingo! But I've been married to her for 6 years.

Also, I wrote this down back in April:

Loosely Paraphrasing the Panthers Press Conference 4/30/17

Joe Person: Uhhhhh... Its that like, the first time you've, uhhhhh... drafted a kicker?

Dave Gettleman: (Disgusted) Looks at RR

JP: I thought, maybe, I don't know, when, you were like, in NY.

DG: Oh yeah, when I was a fly on the wall. It was a kid outta Tennessee. I still remember his first kick. It whatn't good!

JP: KB fat?

Ron Rivera: KB weight incorrect! But he still chubby. Let's be accountable, everyone.

DG wisdom: "More games are lost in this league than won."
 
Draft Pick Dinners: 
(Imagine Jim Skipper moving around salt and pepper shakers and glasses demonstrating blitz pickup to CMC) :D

(now, imagine Mike Shula showing Leonard Fournette blitz pickup using ranch dressing) :(

Then, Ron Rivera gives the press too many details about our new offense and the press conference abruptly ends.

[Jon Snow]

Welcome @Pants.  Since you've been lurking for a while I'm sure you've learned who to ignore by now.  

[Burnout189]

15 minutes ago, Pantha-kun said:

I actually spent my sundays that season laughing more than anything. we were so bad it was funny to me. 

Yeah he pretty much directly contributed to us getting Cam. But I'm talking about DURING that season, not after it. 

Oh agreed, good things did come from that season ala Cam. But yeah during it became almost comical with the level of the teams atrociousness.

[top dawg]

19 minutes ago, GRWatcher said:

My guess:

Pants = Panthers minus/without her

Very astute! 

 

[Moorgan]

42 minutes ago, Pants said:

Draft Pick Dinners: 
(Imagine Jim Skipper moving around salt and pepper shakers and glasses demonstrating blitz pickup to CMC) :D

(now, imagine Mike Shula showing Leonard Fournette blitz pickup using ranch dressing) :(

Then, Ron Rivera gives the press too many details about our new offense and the press conference abruptly ends.

Lol

[The Huddler]

Pants??

 

 

no dude

[Pants]

1 hour ago, The Huddler said:

Pants??

 

 

no dude

No Pants?

Are you one of these mid-western guys who wears shorts in a snowstorm? I pied you cargo shorts for your dedication to shorts.

[GRWatcher]

7 hours ago, Pants said:

Bingo! But I've been married to her for 6 years.

lol based on your posts here, give the lady a trophy!  :D Welcome!

[panther252]

It made me decide to crawl out of shadows and try to post more lol

[TalonNC]

14 hours ago, caatfan said:

Welcome Pants. Be sure to keep up with your forum dues. I'll shoot you a pm and let you know where to send the $. 

Don't Forget to tell him about the Cheap, High Quality Jerseys we have for sale for new members for only $28.23