What's your "GO TO GENERIC PHRASE" when...

[SmokinwithWilly]

Response to "Good Morning": How did I get here?

Answering a Phone: Hey (insert name). everyone else i don't know is going to voicemail

Ending a Phone Conversation: bye

Passing Someone in the Hall: no words, just a cropdusting and a smile

Leaving a Face-to-Face Conversation: see ya

To Cashier at checkout counter: Put a cucumber and a tube of astroglide on the counter just to see their reaction. Then there's no need for words

In Response to Friend calling your Name: What's up you pencil dick mother fugger.

[Shocker]

This dude in my office still goes around saying "yeah baby" Austin Powers style.  That and everyone in every meeting constantly using "from a risk perspective" at the end of every sentence.  Annoying.

[Jimmy]

"Hey, Buddy."

Because I am horrible with names.

 

If you name is Buddy...win-win for me.

[Kevin Greene]

Sure I'll have another beer.