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Anybody have any cool stories about meeting players?

Carl Spackler

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True story: Melvin Ely used to come into the shop once a week and buy our biggest bottle of Eros.

Before I worked there, Jason Kidd came into the shop with two allegedly fine ass women and huge chunks of ice in his ear, and bought a bunch of fun stuff, then tipped the clerks 100$ each for keeping the store open privately for him for an hour after closing.

Also a buddy of mine sold Deangelo Williams some DVDs.

But the only one I met was Melvin.  He was a cool dude.

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6 hours ago, Porn Shop Clerk said:

True story: Melvin Ely used to come into the shop once a week and buy our biggest bottle of Eros.

Before I worked there, Jason Kidd came into the shop with two allegedly fine ass women and huge chunks of ice in his ear, and bought a bunch of fun stuff, then tipped the clerks 100$ each for keeping the store open privately for him for an hour after closing.

Also a buddy of mine sold Deangelo Williams some DVDs.

But the only one I met was Melvin.  He was a cool dude.

I had no idea you were a real Porn Shop Clerk

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