Nude Sunbather On Singapore Beach Injured After Crab Mistakes Her Vagina For Oyster

[hepcat]

http://www.sundayregister.com/nude-sunbather-singapore-beach-injured-crab-mistakes-vagina-oyster/

"The girls told reporters that they were worried that the crab's pincers could have contained poison, so they took turns to suck out the venom from the wound. "We weren't sure if that type of crab is poisonous, but just to be on the safe side we thought we'd better clean the wound"

[Anybodyhome]

The "oyster" description is editorial license, I guarantee you.

The reality is it probably looked more like the bottom side of a snail.... 

[Jangler]

the difference between men and women

Two friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, "A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!". 

The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!". 

So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor. "Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says. 

"It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out.". 
The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?" 

The other friend replies, "doctor said you gonna die!"

[imminent rogaine]

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm sure it was more like a bearded clam than an oyster.

[Jaycat]

Worse case of the crabs I've ever heard of. Can't blame him though. I love to eat me some, uh, oysters.

[Dex]

this is disgusting lol

[Mother Grabber]

2 hours ago, Dex said:

this is disgusting lol

[dave-o]

I've seen a my share of bearded clams....

[PhillyB]

i'm surprised nude sunbathing is legal in singapore

[pantherphan96]

44 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

i'm surprised nude sunbathing is legal in singapore

the article says that it isn't

[Pejorative Miscreant]

I smell something fishy...

[Ja Rhule]

No wonder I like eating oysters so much

[Kevin Greene]

All I can say to the crab is.....RUN!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!