Exclusive: Carolina Panthers hire a robot.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Just now, exactlyzack said:

Pretty sure this is one of these things we call a joke. :P

What, I can't joke?

[exactlyzack]

Just now, Porn Shop Clerk said:

What, I can't joke?

My b. Couldnt tell if you're previous comment was serious or not. Can never tell nowadays. Thought you were being serious :p

[TNPanther]

Nah, you're sick for putting her on blast like that just to get some likes on the Huddle.

Strong username. Are you saying this because you sold it to her?




I kid I kid


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[Porn Shop Clerk]

I might have.

 

1 minute ago, TNPanther said:

 

Strong username. Are you saying this because you sold it to her?




I kid I kid


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I doubt it, anything I sold her would have been worn out and thrown away a long time ago...

[KittyLover]

28 minutes ago, Jeremy Igo said:

Your wife's toys are 6 foot long and more importantly 2 meters of girth?

We kept losing the smaller ones. 

[imminent rogaine]

I haven't seen anything move across the field that gracefully since Joe Person. Is this a Person replacement?

[outlaw4]

If you hit that on the head and neck area, does it get a flag?

[shulasmyhero]

This inevitability was prophesized in a 1962 episode of the Jetsons...

 

[Scrumtrilescent]

Those were on Hard Knocks last year with the Rams.

[cookinwithgas]

1 hour ago, KittyLover said:

We kept losing the smaller ones.

"If you can help me find my keys, we can drive out of here!"

[Scrumtrilescent]

Oh, and obligatory "Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate!"  

[Snake]

They better not let that thing get out at night. It's liable to get shot by the police. 

[Khaki Lackey]

Gettleman folds his arms in disapproval of the giant dildo scooting around the field. 

[tiger7_88]

2 hours ago, Jeremy Igo said:

Well, it has happened. The Panthers have hired their first fully synthetic being. 

 

While I applaud the organization's forward thinking attitude, I worry they may not fully understand the ramifications. This is a slippery slope. 

 

 

How long until we are all bowing before our artificial overlords? Will you join the resistance? 

We need answers.