Mmmmmmmmmkay.... So...

[CBDevil]

Yes, but Panthro smuggled me in an iPod Touch in his bum so now I can log on the interwebs whenever I want!

IPOD TOUCH! IPOD TOUCH!

Does this mean I can finally take this Dell Notebook out of bunghole...

It is crushing my poor gerbils.

[Ms.Skyy]

Well, how have you been? How is your son? Last time I was on here you were getting him a new instrument for band I think.

Poor Ms. Scarlett. With no one here to insult her vagina, she went back to the vodka. Tsk,tsk.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, I resemble that remark !

Wait...

[CBDevil]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, I resemble that remark !

Wait...

:seeya:

Well now I am as pleased punch! This is like old times...

Minus the restraining order.

[Ms.Skyy]

:seeya:

Well now I am as pleased punch! This is like old times...

Minus the restraining order.

I haven't been on here if forever, but a little birdie told me you were here...

[Ms.Skyy]

She's doing jury duty.

Guilty as charged.

We deliberated for like 7 minutes. lol

[Scrumtrilescent]

I hope you feel happy about sending a retard to jail.

[Ms.Skyy]

Her ass isn't going to jail!

Did find out that she had beated the same conviction once before after the trial was done today...

[Delhommey]

This is making me all warm inside.

Well, that and the Gin Rickey's I had at lunch.

[CBDevil]

This is making me all warm inside.

Well, that and the Gin Rickey's I had at lunch.

At least it wasn't a Rickey making you feel all warm inside...

A bleeding colon is never a good thing. No matter what I used to tell women when I was younger.

[CBDevil]

I hope you feel happy about sending a retard to jail.

Who doesn't feel better when retards go to jail?

[Epistaxis]

Really retarded or just retarded?

[CBDevil]

Really retarded or just retarded?

Well, mildly retarded if fun for incarceration because you can tell them it is a summer camp. Just wait until you get to pin their "I made a new friend where I poop" badge. They are so proud.

Really, really retarded should be sent to Texas. There they flip on the switch to the chair and take bets on how it will take for the drool pool to catch a spark.

[Sultan33g]

Well, mildly retarded if fun for incarceration because you can tell them it is a summer camp. Just wait until you get to pin their "I made a new friend where I poop" badge. They are so proud.

Really, really retarded should be sent to Texas. There they flip on the switch to the chair and take bets on how it will take for the drool pool to catch a spark.

wow I need to go to texas!!!

[CBDevil]

wow I need to go to texas!!!

Texas is cool. You should see what they drag behind their trucks after weddings.