Welcome to you...and you..and you as well young squire!

[saX man]

*Play the video below while you scroll through you fine people.  Scene: You've just got done with an intense workout, had about thirty minutes in the steam room, and now home anxious for the 3 AM Furry Party.  In the meantime, let's get hyped about football.  

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Hey you!:

Been a while, I always liked you even though you're kind of quiet and have larger ears.  We get it, you wanted to test a big market or be part of a historic team.  Now on the redemption twilight tour.  Cool beans fellow countryman.  

 

And you!

You're small...but tall in spirit and in our hearts.  He's the Spiderman of the team and the scrappy doo of the players who have worn #41

 

Annnnd you!:

    

By the end of the next football saison, this will not be the first Mike Adams that comes up on a Google image search.  We got some old vet named Mike Adams and he's going to play some football for us and do well.  

 

 

 

And yoouuuuuuuuu:

May you finally live up to your fantasy hype in Carolina.  Oh blessed Xenu, let this come true.  Just look at the feller:

 

 

 

 

 

[saX man]

And blessed be Queen Thor's saved cut hair in a cigar box, I did not forget Shepard.   

Welcome to Russell Shepard.  I will call him Jack Jesus.  

[CarolinaSamurai]

You forgot 

[Big_Down_Under]

No way man...amateur horse head saxaphone guy's 'Baker St' solo cover is prob like my 3rd , maybe 4th all time favourite choice to scroll through pictures of free agent acquisitions posted in this thread that we acquired yesterday. 

 

No Kalil? Sorry...Nighthawk?

[The Lobo]

Yes another sax man thread. I feel like I'm a code breaker.

[jayflip]

5 minutes ago, The Lobo said:

Yes another sax man thread. I feel like I'm a code breaker.

 

[saX man]

4 hours ago, Big_Down_Under said:

No way man...amateur horse head saxaphone guy's 'Baker St' solo cover is prob like my 3rd , maybe 4th all time favourite choice to scroll through pictures of free agent acquisitions posted in this thread that we acquired yesterday. 

 

No Kalil? Sorry...Nighthawk?

Maybe there is there a reason I've left Kalil out

makes evil laugh 

[MV%doe]

SaX man is a living legend!!

[Big_Down_Under]

2 hours ago, saX man said:

Maybe there is there a reason I've left Kalil out

makes evil laugh 

I excel at reading tells, for reference I've often been hailed as the Phil Ivey of my generation by a handful of Mexican people I worked with once at the JCPenney distribution centre, and you sir let out an obvious 'evil laugh'. Wether it was a Freudian slip or not is beyond me, but that simple action paired with, "there might be a reason...", my gut says total cynicism, but my brain is smarter than my gut and leads me to believe one thing that is not that but different. You forgot??

 

White Mike Adams scouting report 

positives

- can be easily found on Google images

- looks high, can probably get you weed

negatives

- he's old, 40+

- no prior football/sporting experience

- obvious untrustworthy smirk 

Summary

Word from around the facility is that he lives in his car, and is hanging on to the dream that one day someone of notoriety will be Google image searching "Mike Adams" and stumble across his stock photo stills, and "discover" him...in turn, giving him $200 to do a K-Mart fashion catalog photo shoot for the Sunday paper inserts, fulfilling his lifelong dream of moderate local fame amongst the coupon collecting K-Mart shopping crowd that reads the Char-Meck Sunday paper, as well as getting him the money he needs to get his work tools and son's Xbox out of the pawn shop. 

White Mike Adams odds of beating out regular coloured Mike Adams and making the team are slim to none, due to him being over 40, slow, injury prone, completely lacking in all respects any football acumen, and has no previous experience playing any sport at any level in any capacity. We'll see if he's hungry enough to overcome those odds and earn a spot on the practise squad.

 

 

[PhillyB]

what is happening

[davos]

Mmkay sax.  I did chuckle at the Mike Adams bit

[tiger7_88]