Honey, I swear that is NOT what I was looking for

[Mr. Scot]

So the quaker parrot we got from a friend of my wife has been a bit nippy with her lately. Mind you, it's not that he's actually aggressive. He just doesn't seem to know his own strength and preens her way too hard.

That's kind of a tricky problem. Aggressive behavior is one thing, but what do you do when he doesn't mean to hurt you?

So I went online searching for ideas, and this was one of the instructional videos I found.

Uh huh...

Her name is Marlene McCohen. Apparently she's an actress and director (can't say I've heard of her) but also a bird enthusiast who decided to post some educational information for the benefit of other bird owners on YouTube

Yeah...

I'm sure my wife would really appreciate the tips found in this video.

[stankowalski]

Everybody knows that cleavage is the way you train your parrot...old news.

 

edit:  I've been watching this video for a couple of minutes now and I have yet to see any birds.

[Mr. Scot]

She actually does have good information.

I suppose the outfit could be considered... marketing?

 

[Mr. Scot]

Okay @Jangler, we both know you've been in this thread. How many times did you watch the video?

[Jangler]

Replace the word 'bird' with the word 'penis'...or another euphemism...

[Mr. Scot]

23 hours ago, Jangler said:

Replace the word 'bird' with the word 'penis'...or another euphemism...

******* enthusiast?

[Jangler]

Rooster?

btw rock92 plays a bunch of music from the early 90s, how come not this?

 

[Jangler]

how dark can I go?

 

[Mr. Scot]

Appropriately enough, today is National Bird Day.

People can celebrate by raising their bird awareness, maybe by watching videos about birds.

[stankowalski]

Still don't see any birds.