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Florida Man tattoos black widow spider on his face to combat arachnophobia. 

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Florida Man sets apartment complex on fire after manager told him to stop masturbating in front of windows.

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Elderly Florida Man caught masturbating in McDonald's parking lot, claims his privacy was invaded.

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Florida man claims wife was kidnapped by holograms.

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Florida Man flashes buttocks at IHOP after impersonating a police officer to get free food.

isnt Igo from florida ?

 

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Florida Man offers police officer $3 and chicken dinner for sex.

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 Florida Man, once arrested for fighting drag queen with a tiki torch while dressed like KKK member, now running for mayor.

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Florida Man caught with "active" meth lab in his pants.

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 Florida Man accidentally butt-dials 911 while cooking meth with his mom.

 

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