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Here's my contribution:

Stranger: hi

You: what is up

Stranger: nm, u ?

You: cleanin ma ears

You: they dirtay

Stranger: ok ..

You: gotta have clean ears ya know

You: its vital

Stranger: ok ..

You: say something interesting

Stranger: why ?

You: cause you are boring me right now

Stranger: u r boring me ..

Stranger: u can say something interesting ..

You: i got a ball of cheese delivered to my office today

You: that was interesting

Stranger: ok ..

You: what, you got something against cheese

Stranger: no ..

You: fugin hell. choose between a period or an elypses. two dots ain't poo in the world of punctuation.

Stranger: ....

You: do you have anything to contribute to this conversation?

Stranger: no .. do u ?

You: there you go with the two dots again. and yes, i have all kinds of nuggets to share. what else do you want to know?

Stranger: something thats not about food

You: i have strangely large thumbs. they are more like pads actually, rather unifrom in radius from the knuckle.

Stranger: ok .. thats nice 2 know

You: if i gave you a friend chicken breast and leg right now, what two sides would you want?

Stranger: whaat ?

You: if i gave you some fried chicken right now, what two side items would you want to eat with it?

You: simple fuging question

You: answer it

Stranger: u like talking about food ..

You: fug me do you have a speck of imagination

Stranger: no ..

You: well that settles that. good luck with life, friend.

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