Attention: Sultan33g

[SmootsDaddy89]

Pretty much. We were both so nervous we might as well have been drunk. I fumbled around with the plumbing so much it must have looked like I had rickets. Then I literally lasted about 15 seconds. (I wasn't kidding about her being hot.) and we watched South Park.

[Sultan33g]

Pretty much. We were both so nervous we might as well have been drunk. I fumbled around with the plumbing so much it must have looked like I had rickets. Then I literally lasted about 15 seconds. (I wasn't kidding about her being hot.) and we watched South Park.

ahh 15 seconds nice...wish my first was as good...lol...was in my car and I couldnt get it in...uhhhhh guess it doesnt really count then!

[Matt Foley]

Narrator's voice (let's contintue to watch as neither poster realizes the other was his so-called "first")

[Kettle]

i didn't count my first time cuz the girl was a virgin too, and couldn't take the pain. so i didn't nut.

[Sultan33g]

Narrator's voice (let's contintue to watch as neither poster realizes the other was his so-called "first")

[SmootsDaddy89]

Meat tell us about your first time. On the farm. With that special sheep. What was her name? Mertha?

[Sultan33g]

Meat tell us about your first time. On the farm. With that special sheep. What was her name? Mertha?

nope...BOBO was her name...a great shag it was meat tells me

[SmootsDaddy89]

Meat's such a sheep player, I can never keep track of the names.

[PowerlessDan]

I thought jester was the shepherd.

[Matt Foley]

Meat tell us about your first time. On the farm. With that special sheep. What was her name? Mertha?

You should know. It was your mah-ah-ah-ahm.

[Sultan33g]

You should know. It was your mah-ah-ah-ahm.

lol this is getting way outta hand...I love it!!

[The Link]

pic related.

So you fuged the doppleganger of the one on the right, and it was your first time? Damn, you are on lucky man. I remember my first time, it was not pretty. I only lasted a couple of minutes, lol. She was hot but her tits were kind of small. Of course, we were only 13, so I guess that's normal.

[joemac]

So, did this happen like last Saturday or something?