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Why we will win tonight

Smithers

By Smithers,
in Carolina Panthers

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Thanatos Newbie

Thanatos

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29 minutes ago, Smithers said:

 

I'm sorry guys. I've screwed up. Last year, I installed a new 20 foot flag pole in my yard and flew a Panthers flag proudly from it for each game. I also drank exactly 1 Miller Lite per quarter and kept Cinnerator around for a victory shot. It never failed me. This year, the flag has been up, but I have not downed a Miller Lite per quarter and have not had any Cinnerator on hand. Last week, I realized this error late and drank a Miller Lite in the 4th quarter, when our comeback began. We fell short, because I failed to follow this tradition for the first 3 quarters. Tonight, in my fridge, I have exactly 4 Miller Lites. I also have a bottle of Cinnerator waiting for the celebratory shot. The flag is of course flying. We are going to win bitches...even without several starters. I'm sorry, but I am now refocused and prepared for the rest of the season. #keeppounding

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Did you forget to do this during the Super Bowl?

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37 minutes ago, Smithers said:

 

I'm sorry guys. I've screwed up. Last year, I installed a new 20 foot flag pole in my yard and flew a Panthers flag proudly from it for each game. I also drank exactly 1 Miller Lite per quarter and kept Cinnerator around for a victory shot. It never failed me. This year, the flag has been up, but I have not downed a Miller Lite per quarter and have not had any Cinnerator on hand. Last week, I realized this error late and drank a Miller Lite in the 4th quarter, when our comeback began. We fell short, because I failed to follow this tradition for the first 3 quarters. Tonight, in my fridge, I have exactly 4 Miller Lites. I also have a bottle of Cinnerator waiting for the celebratory shot. The flag is of course flying. We are going to win bitches...even without several starters. I'm sorry, but I am now refocused and prepared for the rest of the season. #keeppounding

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Drink man. Drink

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