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Why we will win tonight

Smithers

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I'm sorry guys. I've screwed up. Last year, I installed a new 20 foot flag pole in my yard and flew a Panthers flag proudly from it for each game. I also drank exactly 1 Miller Lite per quarter and kept Cinnerator around for a victory shot. It never failed me. This year, the flag has been up, but I have not downed a Miller Lite per quarter and have not had any Cinnerator on hand. Last week, I realized this error late and drank a Miller Lite in the 4th quarter, when our comeback began. We fell short, because I failed to follow this tradition for the first 3 quarters. Tonight, in my fridge, I have exactly 4 Miller Lites. I also have a bottle of Cinnerator waiting for the celebratory shot. The flag is of course flying. We are going to win bitches...even without several starters. I'm sorry, but I am now refocused and prepared for the rest of the season. #keeppounding

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1 minute ago, Kuhndog94 said:

Fireball is where its at, friend.

Uh, maybe for wimps. Cinerator is next level. 

 

We will win because were too damn good. We havnt played the best, as weve been in a slump. We are very much momentum based. We rut hard, but we also win hard. Tonight we get out of the rut, begin our anual streak, and begin our hunt for that trophy. All we have to do is be hott when it matters. I think we got the heartbreaking suicide inducing losses out of the way. We got this sshit. The pickmeup is tonight and the run on the division starts now. 

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Panthers will become the kittens tonight. This fanbase is hilarious. Only reason I am on here is because last week this board wrote a post talking all this smack. God I can't wait to see the reaction after winston tears this poo up. Also need benjamin to not preform in fantasy so yeah eff the panties! 

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3 minutes ago, The Huddler said:

Uh, maybe for wimps. Cinerator is next level. 

 

We will win because were too damn good. We havnt played the best, as weve been in a slump. We are very much momentum based. We rut hard, but we also win hard. Tonight we get out of the rut, begin our anual streak, and begin our hunt for that trophy. All we have to do is be hott when it matters. I think we got the heartbreaking suicide inducing losses out of the way. We got this sshit. The pickmeup is tonight and the run on the division starts now. 

Fite me irl.

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Panthers will become the kittens tonight. This fanbase is hilarious. Only reason I am on here is because last week this board wrote a post talking all this smack. God I can't wait to see the reaction after winston tears this poo up. Also need benjamin to not preform in fantasy so yeah eff the panties! 



Have you been bullied your entire life?


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1 minute ago, pudhipanty said:

Panthers will become the kittens tonight. This fanbase is hilarious. Only reason I am on here is because last week this board wrote a post talking all this smack. God I can't wait to see the reaction after winston tears this poo up. Also need benjamin to not preform in fantasy so yeah eff the panties! 

At least you showed up before the game... Now will you come back to admit defeat after the game?

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8 minutes ago, The Huddler said:

Uh, maybe for wimps. Cinerator is next level. 

 

We will win because were too damn good. We havnt played the best, as weve been in a slump. We are very much momentum based. We rut hard, but we also win hard. Tonight we get out of the rut, begin our anual streak, and begin our hunt for that trophy. All we have to do is be hott when it matters. I think we got the heartbreaking suicide inducing losses out of the way. We got this sshit. The pickmeup is tonight and the run on the division starts now. 

Good assessment here

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