Zod's guide to not being a complete douchebag...

[Panthro]

They have, they're called belt clips

You were in the computer lab while I was getting drunk and layed in college weren't you :auto:

[Scrumtrilescent]

Oh, only Fortune 100. Well, there you go.

Wups, I forgot 4 zeroes. Its not Pfizer, it's Bubba's Soda Water Co. and it's not via teleconference, it's at the Hardee's over a biscuit.

[Guest]

For the record, I keep my crackberry in my pocket. The skin that I have on it makes it a little difficult to put in or pull out at times, unless I'm wearing....cargos.....

[Scrumtrilescent]

I was speaking more to the choice in pants.

Only the homeless and hippies wear cargo pants, and neither can afford enough poo to fill all of those pockets.

I only have 2 pair of khakis that aren't cargo. And I take baths periodically so I'm neither.

[Scrumtrilescent]

For the record, I keep my crackberry in my pocket. The skin that I have on it makes it a little difficult to put in or pull out at times, unless I'm wearing....cargos.....

*high five*

[Captroop]

You were in the computer lab while I was getting drunk and layed in college weren't you :auto:

No, I was in your mom's trailer

[SmootsDaddy89]

Only the homeless, hippies, and Scrum wear cargo pants*

[SmootsDaddy89]

Well, now that all bases have been covered, let's get back to talking about how much more sophisticated I am than all of you.

[SCP]

Why do you people carry so much sh*t in your pockets?

Phone. Keys. Business cards.

What more is there? Jesus H.

[pstall]

My husband attaches his cell phone to his belt. Some times he has his cell phone, mp3 player and digital camera all attached to his belt.

Big turn on. lol

Is he Batman or Andy Reid?

[Zod]

All this arguing over something that is not debatable.

Sorry to break it to you fellas.

If a woman sees you with a phone on your belt, you are a douche bag.

[pstall]

I concur. The ear piece gets me. Unless you are a surgeon and walking someone else thru removing someones spleen with an exacto knife...keep it at home.

[Panthro]

No, I was in your mom's trailer

Meh she doesn't dig ITT rejects....

[Kurb]

Cat gets me all swooning then busts out with the "$$$$$" talk. *sigh*