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Cam Newton Request Trade - Cleveland Offers 3 First Round Picks

Allaine

By Allaine,
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The NFL Shield At Midfield Grand Master

The NFL Shield At Midfield

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hey guys gettleman here, just wanted to let you know this is all true

when i'm not busy being arrogant and making sure this team loses i'm putting in extra work making sure cam hates playing here.  don't worry though, i'm not going to trade him.  i'll just let him get more and more disgruntled (shula is very important for this component) so his performance will suffer until he eventually leaves as a FA in a few years.  then he'll sign up with a better franchise for cheap (if only i wasn't such an arrogant dummy maybe i could make a shrewd move like that!) and light the league on fire again.

bup bup bup.  oh i almost forgot, the reason i do this is because salty internet tears from football fans grant me eternal youth.  i'm actually 23 years old.  anyway l8r.

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3 minutes ago, The NFL Shield At Midfield said:

hey guys gettleman here, just wanted to let you know this is all true

when i'm not busy being arrogant and making sure this team loses i'm putting in extra work making sure cam hates playing here.  don't worry though, i'm not going to trade him.  i'll just let him get more and more disgruntled (shula is very important for this component) so his performance will suffer until he eventually leaves as a FA in a few years.  then he'll sign up with a better franchise for cheap (if only i wasn't such an arrogant dummy maybe i could make a shrewd move like that!) and light the league on fire again.

bup bup bup.  oh i almost forgot, the reason i do this is because salty internet tears from football fans grant me eternal youth.  i'm actually 23 years old.  anyway l8r.

I need a new huddler to hate.  you're it til your dead or I find a new one.

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SmokinwithWilly Grand Master

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1 hour ago, E CaT PanTHer 2 said:

i think the real question is, would any of you take this trade?

Cam for 3 "Cleveland" 1st round draft picks, which essentially are 3 top 5 picks. 

Hrmmm ... kinda tempting not gonna lie. 

Actually not a bad plan. Carolina would fall to 2-14 for the season, get the 1st and 2nd pick in the draft to get a new starting LT and DE, then can claim Cam off waivers when he gets cut in Cleveland because he doesn't fit into their new OC scheme. And who is the new OC? That's right, Mike Shula. It's all becoming clear to me now. It's too early to drink a 5th of Gentleman Jack. 

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53 minutes ago, The NFL Shield At Midfield said:

hey guys gettleman here, just wanted to let you know this is all true

when i'm not busy being arrogant and making sure this team loses i'm putting in extra work making sure cam hates playing here.  don't worry though, i'm not going to trade him.  i'll just let him get more and more disgruntled (shula is very important for this component) so his performance will suffer until he eventually leaves as a FA in a few years.  then he'll sign up with a better franchise for cheap (if only i wasn't such an arrogant dummy maybe i could make a shrewd move like that!) and light the league on fire again.

bup bup bup.  oh i almost forgot, the reason i do this is because salty internet tears from football fans grant me eternal youth.  i'm actually 23 years old.  anyway l8r.

I chuckled

But I am not happy at this post

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