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My Focus: Talking trash to Cowbitch fans


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While you guys debate and muse over what to do at defensive tackle and who to bring in as coach next year, I am turning my attention to the biggest bunch of trashy, overhyped, retarded, inbred, bandwagon pus*y fans on the face of the earth. Dallas Cowbitch fans.

Yep, Cowbitch fans. Those trailer trash sister f*cking fast food fry cooks that can't tell you where Dallas is when you show them a map of the United States. A fan base that worships an owner who resembles Tammy Faye Baker in full makeup.

It is my duty this week to call out every Cowbitch fan I see in Charlotte. I don't care that the Panthers are 0-2. Regardless of our record, Cowboy fans around here are still and always will be morons. So when you see a Cowboy fan at your local eatery or bar this week, raise your glass in jest and your middle finger in mockery.

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While you guys debate and muse over what to do at defensive tackle and who to bring in as coach next year, I am turning my attention to the biggest bunch of trashy, overhyped, retarded, inbred, bandwagon pus*y fans on the face of the earth. Dallas Cowbitch fans.

Yep, Cowbitch fans. Those trailer trash sister f*cking fast food fry cooks that can't tell you where Dallas is when you show them a map of the United States. A fan base that worships an owner who resembles Tammy Faye Baker in full makeup.

It is my duty this week to call out every Cowbitch fan I see in Charlotte. I don't care that the Panthers are 0-2. Regardless of our record, Cowboy fans around here are still and always will be morons. So when you see a Cowboy fan at your local eatery or bar this week, raise your glass in jest and your middle finger in mockery.

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Can I get a HERUMPH!!!

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I was in Laughlin, Nev. this weekend sporting my Beason (it says "The Beast" on the back) jersey. I would take the time from my busy schedule of giving the casino money to talk smack to every CowB!tch fan I saw.

Mama-San pointed out that one of the guys went upstairs to change shirts after I got through with him.

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